Ur Face Returns!
That's right, folks, it's time again for soccer season!
UR FACE MAKES ME NAUSEOUS
versus
THE WIENERS
english: "The Viennese Police"
Today, at 1PM (about 53 minutes from now).
I'm hoping that this will be one of our easier games. The other teams have scary names like IFC Spartak (which may be Sparta's team, which would suck, cos he's like a fucking European), IFC Zenit (which is probably all the real Europeans), and Los Ninos del Che.
An anonymous person has been sporadically calling my phone, leaving nothing but samples of songs to mark their bloody path. So far they've left:
The "Top Gun" Theme
"Scotty Doesn't Know" from Euro Trip
something that sounds like Nate Dogg & West Side Connection's "Gansta Nation"
"Let's Get Down To Business" from Mulan
This is not my first experience with anonymous phone calls. When i was six, a pedophile called my house, instilling me with a lifelong fear of tellophones. My freshman year, someone left a thirty-second long female orgasm on my answering machine. When chucktaylors717 is not busy stealing my car, he often attempts to prank others, and i would not put it past him to send me ridiculous toons.
Hokay, time to get me ass kicked. Have a fun spring day, fuckers.
UR FACE MAKES ME NAUSEOUS
versus
THE WIENERS
english: "The Viennese Police"
Today, at 1PM (about 53 minutes from now).
I'm hoping that this will be one of our easier games. The other teams have scary names like IFC Spartak (which may be Sparta's team, which would suck, cos he's like a fucking European), IFC Zenit (which is probably all the real Europeans), and Los Ninos del Che.
An anonymous person has been sporadically calling my phone, leaving nothing but samples of songs to mark their bloody path. So far they've left:
The "Top Gun" Theme
"Scotty Doesn't Know" from Euro Trip
something that sounds like Nate Dogg & West Side Connection's "Gansta Nation"
"Let's Get Down To Business" from Mulan
This is not my first experience with anonymous phone calls. When i was six, a pedophile called my house, instilling me with a lifelong fear of tellophones. My freshman year, someone left a thirty-second long female orgasm on my answering machine. When chucktaylors717 is not busy stealing my car, he often attempts to prank others, and i would not put it past him to send me ridiculous toons.
Hokay, time to get me ass kicked. Have a fun spring day, fuckers.