theory of my life and the cheap kalamazoo matrix
revelations sometimes come in small flashes. out of the corner of the eye, one may notice an other worldly shadow or light, then comes the shake of the head...'did i really see that?' sometimes one is not ready for such truths, so the enlightenment is given a rain check. other times revelation comes like a semi-truck making a left turn...slow and heavy, and all the cars have to back up to make room for it.
for all of the people that had to put up with my pretending to be a mob boss last nite...i deeply, with all of my heart, apologize.
so any way, back to the revelation...certain things have come to my knowledge and i must warn all of you...
most of us are hooked up to a third rate MATRIX sort of deal...we are all strapped in chairs with doodads and wires and probes and monitors plugged into our heads...yes, i know, this is a bit much, but it's true.
there is a man who goes by the name of BIG FATHER and he is responsible for this. he is using all of us to run his horrible experiments...playing all of our personalities against eachother.
BIG FATHER is John Thompson. he left because he knew i was onto his schemes.
i have managed to unhook myself from the apparatus...i must return to the lab, life is too hard in the real world. hook me up, plug me in, turn it on...i need a fix.
for all of the people that had to put up with my pretending to be a mob boss last nite...i deeply, with all of my heart, apologize.
so any way, back to the revelation...certain things have come to my knowledge and i must warn all of you...
most of us are hooked up to a third rate MATRIX sort of deal...we are all strapped in chairs with doodads and wires and probes and monitors plugged into our heads...yes, i know, this is a bit much, but it's true.
there is a man who goes by the name of BIG FATHER and he is responsible for this. he is using all of us to run his horrible experiments...playing all of our personalities against eachother.
BIG FATHER is John Thompson. he left because he knew i was onto his schemes.
i have managed to unhook myself from the apparatus...i must return to the lab, life is too hard in the real world. hook me up, plug me in, turn it on...i need a fix.