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Character: Patricia "Patty" Thompson
Series: Soul Eater
Character Age: 16
Canon: Welcome to Death City, home of the Shinigami Weapon-Meister Vocational School, or "Shibusen" for short. At Shibusen, students train in Meister-Weapon teams to learn how to collect the souls of evil humans to prevent the rebirth of evil demon gods of chaos, and power up weapons until they're worthy of being wielded by the God of Death, Shinigami-sama. Soul Eater follows three such student teams: Maka and Soul Eater, Black★Star and Tsubaki, and the son of Shinigami-sama himself, Death the Kid and the Thompson sisters.
Patty Thompson is one of Death the Kid's weapons: the Double Team Demon Guns. Along with her older sister, Liz, Patty can transform into one of a pair of handguns that Kid uses in his perfectly symmetrical fighting style. Patty's much more childish than her sister, and even when they were living on the streets as the feared "Demons of Brooklyn" before being picked up by Kid, she was nearly always laughing and fooling around. Be it cracking up at Kid's sobbing breakdowns over things that are asymmetrical, rambling at great length about something completely unrelated to her current situation, or amusing herself by coloring and folding the pages of an important test into a giraffe and then breaking its neck, Patty doesn't take anything very seriously! But every so often, her extreme temper flares up, and she's just as likely to put you through a wall as she is to giggle incessantly at you. Not to worry, though. With an attention span as short as hers, all it takes is the slightest distraction to make her anger disappear as quickly as it came.
Sample:
Hahaha! You guys are so funny! "Braaains~ Braaains~" That's such a funny sound to make! It's a better sound than those big purple guys make, though. They keep saying "Iyaaa~ Iyaaa~"! That's not the sound big monkeys should make! They should go "Ooook Ooook"! Or if they're hungry, they can yell "B~A~N~A~N~A~S~!!" because that's what big monkeys eat! Are brains what you eat? Is that why you keep talking about them? If you're hungry you should get food! But if you don't know where to get food, then you'll starve to death!
I know, I know! I'll help you get food so you don't starve! Zombies eat brains and smart people read books to get lots of brains and the library has lotsa stuff to read! There's definitely gonna be plenty of brains in the library! So we'll sneak in and take over from the inside, yaaay!!! Hahahahaha, it'll be fun! Okay, follow me! Into the arts and crafts place to get started on our plan, hahaha~ You zombies over there, get some paper and start coloring it! Zombies over here, start building! We'll make a giant giraffe and all hide inside it! And then when the library doors open to let the friendly, happy giraffe come inside, we'll all jump out and BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY SINGLE BASTARD IN THE PLACE!! And then you can get all the brains you want! Isn't that great?
Great stuff like this is the best part of summer camp! Just like bonfires and telling scary stories! Like that one story where if you tell it at the right time of night, then the ghost will appear! Except it's supposed to be your friend hiding in the bushes and waiting to jump out and scare everyone! But maybe your friend got mauled to death and eaten by a biiiiig grizzly bear while he was waiting! So his ghost is going to show up instead, ooo~ooo~ooooh~~! But who would be scared of a ghost they know? So you'd all make s'mores together instead! But ghosts can't eat, so he'll have to make ghost smores! Haha, wouldn't it be funny to see a ghost marshmallow? -- Huh? What'd you say? "Braaaaains~" again? No, not brains, marshmallows! Though maybe they look a little bit the same, if you squish the marshmallow a whole lot......
Oh! You mean you're all done? Hahaha, lookin' pretty good, zombies! Now everybody get inside the giraffe! Everybody ready? Good, good, good! Away we go-- ...HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GIRAFFE? YOU WANNA START SOMETHING WITH PATTY THOMPSON, YOU BIG STUPID HEAD? DON'T BE SO PROUD JUST BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS ALL THE WAY UP THERE, YOU BASTARD!! I WON'T GO EASY ON YOU AND THAT LONG NECK OF YOURS! I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND PUMMEL YOUR WHOLE BODY INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES! HIIII-YAH!! POW, WHAM, BOOM!!!! COMPLETELY CRUSHED, WITH NO SURVIVORS! PATTY IS THE ULTIMATE WINNER!
--Oooh hey! There's a lake! Haha, it's so colorful! Swimming time, swimming time~~ Hmm? What's that Ms. Octopus? You want me to make a sound like the gorillas? "Iyaaa~ Iyaaa~"
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Series: Soul Eater
Character Age: 16
Canon: Welcome to Death City, home of the Shinigami Weapon-Meister Vocational School, or "Shibusen" for short. At Shibusen, students train in Meister-Weapon teams to learn how to collect the souls of evil humans to prevent the rebirth of evil demon gods of chaos, and power up weapons until they're worthy of being wielded by the God of Death, Shinigami-sama. Soul Eater follows three such student teams: Maka and Soul Eater, Black★Star and Tsubaki, and the son of Shinigami-sama himself, Death the Kid and the Thompson sisters.
Patty Thompson is one of Death the Kid's weapons: the Double Team Demon Guns. Along with her older sister, Liz, Patty can transform into one of a pair of handguns that Kid uses in his perfectly symmetrical fighting style. Patty's much more childish than her sister, and even when they were living on the streets as the feared "Demons of Brooklyn" before being picked up by Kid, she was nearly always laughing and fooling around. Be it cracking up at Kid's sobbing breakdowns over things that are asymmetrical, rambling at great length about something completely unrelated to her current situation, or amusing herself by coloring and folding the pages of an important test into a giraffe and then breaking its neck, Patty doesn't take anything very seriously! But every so often, her extreme temper flares up, and she's just as likely to put you through a wall as she is to giggle incessantly at you. Not to worry, though. With an attention span as short as hers, all it takes is the slightest distraction to make her anger disappear as quickly as it came.
Sample:
Hahaha! You guys are so funny! "Braaains~ Braaains~" That's such a funny sound to make! It's a better sound than those big purple guys make, though. They keep saying "Iyaaa~ Iyaaa~"! That's not the sound big monkeys should make! They should go "Ooook Ooook"! Or if they're hungry, they can yell "B~A~N~A~N~A~S~!!" because that's what big monkeys eat! Are brains what you eat? Is that why you keep talking about them? If you're hungry you should get food! But if you don't know where to get food, then you'll starve to death!
I know, I know! I'll help you get food so you don't starve! Zombies eat brains and smart people read books to get lots of brains and the library has lotsa stuff to read! There's definitely gonna be plenty of brains in the library! So we'll sneak in and take over from the inside, yaaay!!! Hahahahaha, it'll be fun! Okay, follow me! Into the arts and crafts place to get started on our plan, hahaha~ You zombies over there, get some paper and start coloring it! Zombies over here, start building! We'll make a giant giraffe and all hide inside it! And then when the library doors open to let the friendly, happy giraffe come inside, we'll all jump out and BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY SINGLE BASTARD IN THE PLACE!! And then you can get all the brains you want! Isn't that great?
Great stuff like this is the best part of summer camp! Just like bonfires and telling scary stories! Like that one story where if you tell it at the right time of night, then the ghost will appear! Except it's supposed to be your friend hiding in the bushes and waiting to jump out and scare everyone! But maybe your friend got mauled to death and eaten by a biiiiig grizzly bear while he was waiting! So his ghost is going to show up instead, ooo~ooo~ooooh~~! But who would be scared of a ghost they know? So you'd all make s'mores together instead! But ghosts can't eat, so he'll have to make ghost smores! Haha, wouldn't it be funny to see a ghost marshmallow? -- Huh? What'd you say? "Braaaaains~" again? No, not brains, marshmallows! Though maybe they look a little bit the same, if you squish the marshmallow a whole lot......
Oh! You mean you're all done? Hahaha, lookin' pretty good, zombies! Now everybody get inside the giraffe! Everybody ready? Good, good, good! Away we go-- ...HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GIRAFFE? YOU WANNA START SOMETHING WITH PATTY THOMPSON, YOU BIG STUPID HEAD? DON'T BE SO PROUD JUST BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS ALL THE WAY UP THERE, YOU BASTARD!! I WON'T GO EASY ON YOU AND THAT LONG NECK OF YOURS! I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND PUMMEL YOUR WHOLE BODY INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES! HIIII-YAH!! POW, WHAM, BOOM!!!! COMPLETELY CRUSHED, WITH NO SURVIVORS! PATTY IS THE ULTIMATE WINNER!
--Oooh hey! There's a lake! Haha, it's so colorful! Swimming time, swimming time~~ Hmm? What's that Ms. Octopus? You want me to make a sound like the gorillas? "Iyaaa~ Iyaaa~"
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