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i will leave all of you with this story that my husband christopherH and i made up at 3 in the morning out of bordom
ONCE there was a princess who loved apples BUT THEN an evil apple stealer came and stole all of her apple sand she was like HEY YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER GIVE ME MY APPLES BACK. and while she was all flustered a cricket climbed up her dress and she said HEY YOU PERV I KNOW YOUR JUST TRYING TO TOTALLY GET IN MY PANTS! and then .. a gang bang proceeded, and the cricket said he had a bad \case of the herpes and she stepped on him! AND HE TURNED INTO A PRINCE they had MANYY BABIES but the babies looked like *not sayng her name to prevent getting eaten* AND THEY HAD TO BE BURNED! BUT STEVIE WONDER CAME IN AND TRIPPED OVER THE BABIES INTO THE FIRE AND IGNITED INTO THIS LARGE..BLIND OLD MAN INFERNO
we're cool kids
i swear
i <3 my husband
ONCE there was a princess who loved apples BUT THEN an evil apple stealer came and stole all of her apple sand she was like HEY YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER GIVE ME MY APPLES BACK. and while she was all flustered a cricket climbed up her dress and she said HEY YOU PERV I KNOW YOUR JUST TRYING TO TOTALLY GET IN MY PANTS! and then .. a gang bang proceeded, and the cricket said he had a bad \case of the herpes and she stepped on him! AND HE TURNED INTO A PRINCE they had MANYY BABIES but the babies looked like *not sayng her name to prevent getting eaten* AND THEY HAD TO BE BURNED! BUT STEVIE WONDER CAME IN AND TRIPPED OVER THE BABIES INTO THE FIRE AND IGNITED INTO THIS LARGE..BLIND OLD MAN INFERNO
we're cool kids
i swear
i <3 my husband