breakfast sandwich
dear livejournal,
this morning i came home from running errands after work and made myself a delicious and healthy breakfast sandwich and while i was turning to make sure i turned the stove off because im a paranoid android it slipped off the plate and onto the floor and now theres egg and pesto on my floor and im at the bodega getting a replacement sammy and where even is the bodega cat?? i have slept 7 hours in the past 48 (and even thats being generous). sigh, nightshift.
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