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Mar 06, 2008 09:13

 
Skanks.  You’re shit.  It’s actually not that attractive at all when you cake on your make-up and say the f and c-word at least 10 times in a five word sentence.

·         And it’s actually not that attractive when you go out to the pub and conveniently have you boobs and box hanging out for everyone to see, (placed strategically so you can always just be like “oh my god, I didn’t even realize LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!”).

·         For your information, trying to dance dirty with other girls to turn on guys’ brands yourself as a walking STI.  OH YEAH let’s like hump the shit out of each other so guys will think we might kiss each other and then they’ll do us.  Heaps respectful because that guy that roots you will probably like you for what you really are inside, and he’ll even remember your name the next day.
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