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I swear to God the way my dad talks about his family is fucking awesome:
DRPozer (1:59:25 PM): Hey, I hope your feeling better. You didn't miss much at dinner, the food was just OK, nothing special and the company was OK. Uncle Bob is always fun and pleasant, grampy was in his usual good mood, Grammy was a pain in the ass as always and if I never see Slusher again it will be too soon. Hopefully you will be able to go to school tomorrow, if you are feeling better. Love you, Dad
Grampy: My step-great-grandfather
Grammy: My grandmother
Slusher: My grandmother's ex-boyfriend. Fucking weird I know.
DRPozer (1:59:25 PM): Hey, I hope your feeling better. You didn't miss much at dinner, the food was just OK, nothing special and the company was OK. Uncle Bob is always fun and pleasant, grampy was in his usual good mood, Grammy was a pain in the ass as always and if I never see Slusher again it will be too soon. Hopefully you will be able to go to school tomorrow, if you are feeling better. Love you, Dad
Grampy: My step-great-grandfather
Grammy: My grandmother
Slusher: My grandmother's ex-boyfriend. Fucking weird I know.