I know I'm a bad Livejournal user. I've just gotten out of the habit. One of these days I will post something substantial. Until then, this is weird yet strangely brilliant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHRb35H4kLc&feature=related And this, in the style of a Handel aria:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVFsJKaBFDA&feature=related