Miss Muffet Is not amused.

Jun 21, 2008 23:45


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hookahed June 23 2008, 03:17:21 UTC

I can't say! I barely know you, madam!

Poppet. Hee.

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baneofarachne June 23 2008, 03:21:27 UTC

What a pity.

Tee hee?

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hookahed June 23 2008, 03:37:02 UTC

Is it? You should reserve your judgment until the time our paths do cross.

My wife uses that term, and it makes me laugh.

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baneofarachne June 23 2008, 13:35:12 UTC
It is for you.

Ah, understood. It is a term that does indeed need to be reinstated to former glory.

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hookahed June 23 2008, 16:29:29 UTC

WHO are you?

Tis a term that made an appearance in Pirates of the Caribbean, but sadly never caught on. Perhaps with frequent use in ordinary conversations, it might. Like the 100th Monkey Effect.

...now that would be an interesting plot for a movie...

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baneofarachne June 23 2008, 18:24:32 UTC

Valentina Mihailova at your service.

It did! Sadly, neither did those darling tight white pants and red coats. Bringing it back? Perhaps it could be a movement, a revolution. We could change the world stranger.

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hookahed June 23 2008, 21:34:04 UTC

And a beautiful name it is. Now the question is, which services do you render?

Only men who are confident can wear tights like those. But there are some who dare on a regular basis.

Change the world, one monkey at a time. If Justin Timberlake can bring sexy back (though, personally, I don't think it ever went away) then we certainly can change people's vernacular.

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baneofarachne June 24 2008, 00:53:52 UTC
Ah, and those are the men I go arse over tits for.

We can; what with my charm and your charisma we're certain to change a few minds. If we start with that, we can someday rule the world.

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hookahed June 24 2008, 01:29:04 UTC

Pardon moi, but you never mentioned which services you render.

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baneofarachne June 24 2008, 01:34:54 UTC

Oh poppet, I'm a girl of many trades; though I suppose I primarily work in putting blokes like you in touch with their most basic instincts.

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hookahed June 24 2008, 01:38:38 UTC

Oh? Do you have a penis?

By the way, one of those white tight blokes are on their way to save you.

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baneofarachne June 24 2008, 01:43:40 UTC

I do! Four of them to be exact, all neat and tidally tucked away in a box under my bed.

Are you referring to yourself or Nigey Poo?

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hookahed June 24 2008, 01:50:59 UTC

My kinda girl!

Nigel, actually. I'm currently chillin' like a villain in New York City, but I'll be in London... later this week... wow, where has the time flown? In any case, tell me one of those penises (penai?) are neon and/or glow in the dark, and I might have to declare my love to you, sight unseen.

NIGEY POO?

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baneofarachne June 24 2008, 01:59:19 UTC

Freddy is! And he's got glitter and a special feature you'd have to see for yourself.

Declare it, you know you want to.

NIGEY POO! Or Nigey Poo Poo Pants...he's my knight in sparkling armor.

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hookahed June 24 2008, 02:13:57 UTC

You sold me with the glitter.

I LOVE YOU! Or rather, probably more specific, I LOVE FREDDY!

He's faaaaabulous. But a knight? He's more of a pirate, don't you think?

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baneofarachne June 24 2008, 02:19:14 UTC
As do I, He's my favorite BOB.

An arse pirate maybe? Swashbuckling the uncouth, but he vanquishes vile demons for me; and as such he is a noble knight.

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