Miss Muffet Is not amused.

[baneofarachne]

Comments

[hookahed]

I was wondering when that question was going to be asked.

Beardies?

[baneofarachne]

So answer it.

Bearded dragons.

[hookahed]

Mmmmm... would you believe Nelle McLaughlin?

[baneofarachne]

Poppet, I was under the impression that you were indeed a man.

[hookahed]

Then you've never seen me dress in drag.

Alright, then do this - when you get off of work, go to the video rental shoppe and rent the first season of Much Ado, and look for a bloke that might resemble you. I can't say for sure, because I've never seen you before to make the comparison.

Neil McLaughlin, lassie. Neil.

[baneofarachne]

Blow me! You slag!

You're kidding! Right? You're him/her/whoever...I demand a photo this bloody instant.

[hookahed]

If that's a request, then you'll have to bring out Freddy.

You can't wait to see the video?

Alright, here is a recent one.

[baneofarachne]

I guess I can see it. One second.

[baneofarachne]

[hookahed]

Hrm.

Wait one moment.

[a few minutes later]




NOW I see a resemblance. Forgive the crappy photoshopping... if I could do better, I'd be making money off of that, instead of acting.