"I've heard of your aspirations to deflower (my daughter's) her rose" -Salad Fingers & Jeremy Fisher
Chill day at home numero two (yes Will I didnt get to live at your house today). headed over to target with my grandma & my brother. The rain boots were all sold out---major bummer! But I got a polka dotted belt/headband/wristband (yes three in one). I'm standing in the lingerie section at Target and I happen to almost pull my cart up to this older guy, I'm guessing about fifty, picking up bras and underwear items (...for his wife..i guess?) and I'm just like, "Heh...excuse, sorry!" and I try to go to another aisle. But I still need to pick something up so I watch him move in the opposite direction a few steps and I dart in the aisle, grab the item and throw it into the cart hastily.
We grab burritos at a nearby Taco Bell and we head to Northgate, visit a few stores there. Pretty much, I was falling in love with shoes at Payless but umm we were supposed to be looking for a gift for my little sister. I suggested moccasins but my grandma gets in an argument with me about how theyre made of suede and their practicality in the rain and blah blah so we dont end up getting them and we compromise on getting her a gift card for a pair of nice shoes. Two free chocolates at See's, mmmhm. + a pack of three pairs of earrings from Claire's: big black hoops, 1 pair of oval white hoops, and a pair of squarish shaped hot pink hoops. We head into that toystore Child's Delight in pursuit of a gift for Stasia. I didnt mean to but I was getting frustrated about my grandma shooting down all my gift ideas so I shout, "WHY CANT WE FUCKING PICK A PRESENT!" --in a children's store. And then we're looking at these scientific kits (one of which you can give your cat a personality test in, haha) and theres one for Sea Monkies. Yeah you can tear open a package of sea monkey eggs and add water and poof, theres instant pets. So I say to my grandma, "Sea monkies are creeeepy!" And this woman standing next to us laughs and says in a voice you would use to talk to a small child, "Sea monkies arent creepy!"
=2 awkward moments.
Fruit samples at Whole Foods, some guilt about the missed track practice, and face wash later.
I realize these posts must emphasize the consumerism of the holiday season.
Oh poo.
I like this line from Evanescence's "Imaginary":
"And the raindrops as theyre falling tell a story"
We grab burritos at a nearby Taco Bell and we head to Northgate, visit a few stores there. Pretty much, I was falling in love with shoes at Payless but umm we were supposed to be looking for a gift for my little sister. I suggested moccasins but my grandma gets in an argument with me about how theyre made of suede and their practicality in the rain and blah blah so we dont end up getting them and we compromise on getting her a gift card for a pair of nice shoes. Two free chocolates at See's, mmmhm. + a pack of three pairs of earrings from Claire's: big black hoops, 1 pair of oval white hoops, and a pair of squarish shaped hot pink hoops. We head into that toystore Child's Delight in pursuit of a gift for Stasia. I didnt mean to but I was getting frustrated about my grandma shooting down all my gift ideas so I shout, "WHY CANT WE FUCKING PICK A PRESENT!" --in a children's store. And then we're looking at these scientific kits (one of which you can give your cat a personality test in, haha) and theres one for Sea Monkies. Yeah you can tear open a package of sea monkey eggs and add water and poof, theres instant pets. So I say to my grandma, "Sea monkies are creeeepy!" And this woman standing next to us laughs and says in a voice you would use to talk to a small child, "Sea monkies arent creepy!"
=2 awkward moments.
Fruit samples at Whole Foods, some guilt about the missed track practice, and face wash later.
I realize these posts must emphasize the consumerism of the holiday season.
Oh poo.
I like this line from Evanescence's "Imaginary":
"And the raindrops as theyre falling tell a story"