Well, there's good news and bad news today.
The bad news is that the Department of Education has seen fit to require me to take a $300 subject knowledge test to get certified and the earliest I can take it is the day my application for certification will expire if I haven't taken it. I'd scream, but I've been screaming for two years over this situation, so I might as well just grumble and stomp.
The good news is that the ipod I accidentally ran through the wash still works once it dried out! The 2nd gen ipod nanos are tough little buggers. I've had this one for 6 years and given my natural ward vs technology, the fact that it hasn't exploded is a miracle.
Also, in stranger news, my cat was on his third pass across the keyboard as I was on tumblr and this gif stopped him in his tracks. He just froze and turned to stare at it. I let him press his little nose to the screen until the keyboard began to cry because he was standing on the 5, R, and T.
Go figure.