Bah, I had a realy good one but Kristina lost it.
April Fool
blue_lalitapaints your head orange.
brynfreyatrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
chaya85smiles. All the time.
grokkthesnarkshaves your dog.
i_am_grendelTPs your car.
irma_cenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
lady_kalariaglues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling.
noardinatorhas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
sunnygreenbuys you a Russian Bride.
Prank Me