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today was a horrible day. i was walking down the sidewalk and accidentally stepped on a wooden board with a cinderblock in the middle, some old lady happened to be standing on the other side and she went flying! you should have seen it. anyway she fuckin flew through the air and collided into a passing news helicopter, which then crashed into..what else.. a crowded orphanage! i felt so bad :( wait..it gets worse.. a piece of debris from the orphanage flew across the street and crashed into a pet store, landing on and decapitateing 9 small puppies, which were being held by 9 small children who had dreams of bringing them puppies home. i feel so bad now. what started out as a everyday stroll down the sidewalk turned into a horrible massacre. o well, im going to go take a nap