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[banditthehorse]

the ring two. worst movie ever. i could have pulled something more entertaining out of my butthole. the first one was good compared to this piece of shit. raaa. i don't even know how to describe it because it was pointless and stupid and i saw it on its opening night and no one even screamed. any of you who have ever been to a scary movie the day

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[lenicanscream]

i was glad it wasn't scary because the day i saw it was the day i found out that somara was played by the little girl who's the voice of Lilo from Lilo & Stitch. i didn't want her doing anything too evil.

maybe if they hadn't killed ryan merrimen off in the first 10 minutes...
i thought it was decent, though, plenty of laughs. especially the deer. i don't know how audiences were meant to react to that, but in the theatre i was in we all laughed, unreservedly.

[ilovebeef4eva]

Was Ryan Merrimen that cute guy at the beginning that got that girl to watch the tape??? If so...it's good to know his name. He had dreamy eyes.

[lenicanscream]

yes, that was ryan merriman.
he's been in many Disney Channel Original Movies like Smart House & The Luck of the Irish.
he also played in a lifetime movie where he abused his mother & went to jail.
he's had an abuslutely brilliant career.

[confuzzledmog]

I remember seeing him an episode of Touched By An Angel and I thought he was so cute.. and I thought he had the most beautiful eyes. I was happy when I realized that was him.. I hope he's in more.

[lenicanscream]

well those disney channel kids generally go pretty far.
take lindsey lohan & christina milian.
let's just hope that ryan merriman is never so scantily clad.

[banditthehorse]

are you mad, woman?! i wanna see it all.

[lenicanscream]

lindsay and christina already don't wear pants, ever.
why drag innocent ryan merriman into it.

[banditthehorse]

because he's hotter than the two of them put together time one hundred.

[banditthehorse]

times*

[lenicanscream]

so not.
i'm not a big fan of lindsay lohan or math, but i figure:

(LINDSAY LOHAN + CHRISTINA MILLIAN) x 100 > RYAN MERRIMAN.

no question.

[banditthehorse]

that's some good math skills.

[lenicanscream]

yes.
obviously:

RYAN MERRIMAN x 10^1 is

[banditthehorse]

i'm going to add you.

[lenicanscream]

geez.
only took like 324972 comments.
must have been that hot trigonometry action.

[banditthehorse]

your knowledge of the order of operations totally gave me a boner.

[lenicanscream]

ooh, so that's why i sat through an entire year of algebra II when i was fourteen, getting pennies thrown at me.

this must be the pay-off.