Memorable Quotes

Jul 20, 2009 16:18

Marc, Rene, Aaron, Jenn, and I (and some other people but I have since forgotten) went to Mr. Dunderbak's for dinner a few months ago. Here were some of the memorable quotes I've been meaning to post:

-If you want to stay in your PJs all day, you can't bathe.

-I have 3 testicles, it's inbreeding and New Jersey

-They killed millions of Jews, let them have this.

-I just have sex with anything and whatever pops out is mine.

-If I have sex with you, can I sleep on my couch?

-Lord Jesus please help me not kill this child.

-Poverty is good for tourism.

-Inbred twice over is ok.

-He was behind the wheel, but she was driving stick.

-You should just get another side so you can 2 sides and a picklespein.

-Isn't that why we get in relationships? For the happy ending?

-I never thought I would fly over the rainbow.
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