Jul 20, 2009 16:18
Marc, Rene, Aaron, Jenn, and I (and some other people but I have since forgotten) went to Mr. Dunderbak's for dinner a few months ago. Here were some of the memorable quotes I've been meaning to post:
-If you want to stay in your PJs all day, you can't bathe.
-I have 3 testicles, it's inbreeding and New Jersey
-They killed millions of Jews, let them have this.
-I just have sex with anything and whatever pops out is mine.
-If I have sex with you, can I sleep on my couch?
-Lord Jesus please help me not kill this child.
-Poverty is good for tourism.
-Inbred twice over is ok.
-He was behind the wheel, but she was driving stick.
-You should just get another side so you can 2 sides and a picklespein.
-Isn't that why we get in relationships? For the happy ending?
-I never thought I would fly over the rainbow.