RETURN OF THE BRAIN-BREAKING MEME (Watchmen edition)
1. Hollis Mason/Nite Owl I
2. Nite Owl II/Dan
3. Silhouette
4. Mothman/Byron
5. The Comedian/Eddie Blake
6. Sally Jupiter
7. Dollar Bill
8. Silk Spectre II/Laurie
9. Rorschach
10. Captain Metropolis
11. Ozymandius/Adrian
12. Hooded Justice
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Sally/Ozymandius)
BRB, brain broken
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Mothman)
He’s like a little bundle of cute and crazy. :3
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Hooded Justice, Laurie)
D: W…T…F…
Can you rec any fics about Nine? (Rorschach)
Yup. Just check my memories. :3
Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Dan, Sally)
Yeah… no. XD Sorry, but the age gap is a bit much.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Comedian/Rorschach or Comedian/Captain Metropolis)
…Can I answer neither? *sigh* I guess… God… Umm… Comedian/Capt. Metropolis… I just can’t ship Rorschach with anyone other than Dan…
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Dollar Bill, Dan/Hooded Justice)
Assuming there was some sort of time paradox that allowed Dan and HJ to have sex, I doubt Bill would want to watch. Seriously. O_o
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Silhouette/Captain Metropolis)
He was the only man Ursula could tolerate for more than a few minutes.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Hollis, Laurie)
Uh… no.
Suggest a title for a Twelve/Seven hurt-comfort fic. (Hooded Justice/Dollar Bill)
“(Wealth and) The Pursuit of Happiness”
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Mothman/Nite Owl I)
Hollis knows Byron has a drinking problem (it’s only gotten worse since Bill died) and wants to help. Byron is more than a bit tipsy when Hollis makes it to his apartment and mistakes Hollis for Bill. Hollis realizes how close Byron is to breaking and losing his mind, so he doesn’t say no… AND HOLY SHIT AM I PLOTTING A NITE OWL/MOTHMAN FIC? D:
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Dollar Bill)
OKAY, SHOW OF HANDS: HOW MANY OF YOU SHIP DOLLAR BILL/MOTHMAN? IF YOU DON’T, YOU SHOULD. THAT IS ALL.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Silhouette)
……If anyone reads het starring the canon lesbian, I’ll smack them and tell them they’re DOIN’ IT WRONG.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Ozymandius)
I don’t think so, except maybe making minor appearances in fics? Maybeh?
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Nite Owl II/Mothman/Comedian)
…Probably not. That is a good thing. Because, seriously, W…T…F…
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Captain Metropolis)
Uhhhh… Either “Hooded Justice!” or “HARDER!” or… I dunno…
If you wrote a songfic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Laurie)
“Bad Girlfriend” by Theory of a Deadman (“My girlfriend’s a dick magnet/My girlfriend’s gonna have it/…/No doubt about it, she’s a bad, bad girlfriend”)
It’s the first song that came to mind. And it’s appropriate…ish.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Hollis/Sally/Ozymandius)
“WARNING: THIS KINDA MADE SENSE UNTIL ADRIAN SHOWED UP. :\”
What would be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Dan/Captain Metropolis)
OKAY WHY THE FUCK DID I RANDOMLY PLACE THE CHARACTERS? DD: *sigh* Ummm… Uhhhh… “So, uhhh… I heard you might be gay?”
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Comedian)
I read a horribly bad Ozy/Comedian fic a couple weeks ago. It involved Ozy traveling back in time to prevent Eddie from becoming such a fucked-up individual… Yeah. I wish I was kidding. :\
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Sally)
…The Comedian… :\
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Ozymandius, Rorschach)
I think Ozy would try to shag Rorschach at least once, completely sober (okay, maybe he had one drink, but still). Or at least he would think about it…. And would decide that he doesn’t need any broken bones.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Silhouette/Dollar Bill)
Silhouette bottoms to no one. XD
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it. (Hollis, Rorschach, Mothman, Ozymandius, Hooded Justice, The Comedian, Silhouette)
"Nite Owl I and Rorschach are in a happy relationship until Rorschach suddenly runs off with Mothman. NOI, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ozymandius and a brief unhappy affair with Hooded Justice, then follows the wise advice of The Comedian and finds true love with Silhouette.”
Title: “JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS” or “SCREW CANON, I HAVE CRACK!FIC” or “HAHAHAHAHAHA I’VE FINALLY LOST IT!!!!!!!”
NO ONE SHOULD WRITE IT. EVER.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Dollar Bill/Laurie)
I would cry. A lot. And my brain would break from the lack of continuity. D: