Erm. Yeah. This is weird.
Okay, taking the questions from this entry and combining them with the older character meme thingy I did (to guarantee every character is at least in one question) and some of the questions from the version sherlockiangirl did... THE EPICALLY INSANE CHARACTER MEME. And I randomized my 15 choices for maximum WTFery.
HERE. WE. GOOOOOOO~
THE CHARACTERS:
1. Nite Owl/Dan Dreiberg
2. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
3. Dr. Sheldon Cooper
4. Rorschach
5. Scotty
6. Sephiroth
7. Vexen
8. Zexion
9. James T. Kirk
10. Spock
11. Deadpool
12. Cid Highwind
13. Bato
14. Data
15. Khaaaaaaaan!!!
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sephiroth/Deadpool. o_o I... I need this. Like Nibelhiem burning. But it might be too awesome. o_o
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
For a short-ass, psychotic hobo, Rorschach is pretty damn hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Cid getting Zexion pregnant? HILARITY WOULD ENSUE!
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Yes, but a majority of them are Kirk/Spock.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bones and Sephiroth? Erm. XD No. They wouldn't.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Scotty/Kirk vs Scotty/Deadpool? Well, Scotty/Kirk is more likely to happen and they can bond over their lovely lady. Scotty and Deadpool... Well, I'd feel sorry for Scotty.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Vexen walked in on Bones and Cid? He'd probably be wondering what the hell was going on. So would Bones and Cid. And damn, Bones is just hooking up with everyone!
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
...Sheldon/Spock?! XD Given Sheldon's love for Spock, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't written/thought of a self-insert fic in which this happens. Anyways, a summary. 'Sheldon's wildest fantasies were coming true: he was on the Enterprise, talking to his hero, and... wait. Is Spock coming onto him?!'
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nite Owl/Zexion. No. But it might be... interesting.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Vexen/Cid... "The Sky Never Seemed So Cold"? IDK. THE PAIRING KINDA BREAKS MY BRAIN.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
OH FUCK YEAH! RORSCHACH/NITE OWL! >:D I mean, um. Dan is the extremely-reluctant-"don't wanna screw this up"-let's-take-it-slow kinda boyfriend and Rorschach is all "HRM. NOT PLEASED WITH THIS, DANIEL." And then shows Dan that he's not this terrified-of-teh-gay-virgin that everyone assumes he is. And then they have sex. In Archie.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Me and kirihana527 RP Vexen slash (411, of course).
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Heck yeah! I know that sherlockiangirl and kirihana527 have read Sheldon/Penny. :D
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No. But if I thought I could do him justice, I would totes write Deadpool fiction.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Bones/Rorschach/Scotty. Erm. Maybe if I challenged them, they would? XD
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"FASCINATING!"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Read a Book" by Bomani "D'Mite" Armah. ("READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK!")
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Nite Owl/Sephiroth/Cid. WARNINGS: Drug use. Not by the characters, but by myself because it was the only way I could come up with this.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Your logical mind can probably tell that that's not a hypo in my pocket..."
Yeah. I fail.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hurm. I can't recall.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Telling Cloud to get on his knees? :D
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Deadpool shag Kirk? Hmmm... I'm going to vote probably, no matter the level of intoxication.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Neither. Sheldon and Vexen would probably get to work on SCIENCE!
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Dan and Kirk are in a happy relationship until Kirk suddenly runs off with Rorschach. Dan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Deadpool and a brief unhappy affair with Cid, then follows the wise advice of Scotty and finds true love with Sheldon.
"The Ultimate Crossover of Ultimate Brainbreakage". But I can totes see Scotty and Dan having an epic bromance. :D
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Vexen/Zexion. Hate sex. <3 Plus I totes ship Even/Ienzo, so yeah.
26. Number fourteen gets really fucking drunk- what did they do last night?
*tries to imagine drunk!Data* Hee. I'd like to imagine that, if Data could get drunk, he'd be a very, very, very friendly drunk.
27. Three and fifteen go on a magical adventure and what happened on said magical adventure.
Sheldon and Khan are on a magical adventure to crush their rivals (Wil Wheaton and Kirk). But since Sheldon likes Captain Kirk, he's constantly, subtly sabotaging Khan's efforts to kill the Captain. By the end of the adventure, Khan has called a truce with Kirk and Sheldon defeats Wil in a game of Rock Scissors Paper Lizard Spock and is satisfied with his victory... for now.
28. 2 and 9 have just discovered a jetpack in the back of an old truck. A nice jetpack that actually works the way it's supposed to. What do they decide to do with it?
Bones and Jim discover a jetpack. It's quite possibly Spock's rocket boots that they totes stole from his room after a failed pantie raid (why they were trying to raid panties in Spock's room, we'll never know) but only claimed to have "found laying around". Jim dcides to try them out, but Bones is all "DAMMIT, JIM. I'M A DOCTOR, NOT SUPERMAN." so he stays on the ground "WHERE IT IS SAFE AND NOT DANGEROUS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH." Jim calls him a spoilsport and proceeds to fly around the Enterprise.
29. Numbers 5 and 3 are members of a secret occult. What occult would this be?
Scotty and Sheldon... Hmmm...Y'know... I really can't think of one. ._.
30. Numbers 15 and 14 are madly in love. What is their idea of a perfect date?
I'm sorry, my brain broke at Khan/Data. THIS FUCKERY, WHAT BE IT?
31. 2 and 12 get drunk off their asses at a party with the other people, what happens?
Bones and Cid... Actually, I can see that happening. They'd be kinda-happy drunks and cussing up a storm because they can and Scotty would join them later. :D
32. 15, 10, and 5 are to form a superpower trio, what superpowers do they posses and do they work well together?
Khan, Spock, and Scotty. They'd obviously be the Power Puff Girls. Spock=Blossom, Scotty=Bubbles, and Khan=Buttercup. XD Khan would be the Wolverine of the group with the above-average strength and speed and recovers quickly. Spock would be like Jean Grey- a talented telepath. And Scotty would be... Y'know what, Scotty would be like a good Magneto. Spock and Scotty would totes get along, but Khan is the outcast who doesn't really like Kirk (who'd be the Cyclops of the group? O_o) and Spock doesn't like that Khan doesn't like his boyfriend Kirk. Yeah. That's all I got. Maybe I should have stuck with the PPG thing. XD
33. DEATHMATCH! Who wins, and why?
1 vs 5: Nite Owl vs Scotty. Depends on the field. Hand-to-hand, Dan'd probably have Scotty beat what with his gadgets galore. Now if they were in their respective ships... Well, Archie doesn't stand a chance against the Enterprise.
2 vs 10: Bones vs Spock. Oooo, toughy. Spock is definitely stronger than Bones, but since he;s a pacifist, I bet Bones could hit with a hypo of nasty. Bones wins.
11 vs 7: Deadpool vs Vexen. Deadpool. Hands down.
5 vs 2: Scotty vs Bones. They'd stop fighting and enjoy some spiked tea and scones. Trufax.
15 vs 6: Khan vs Sephiroth. Again, depends on the playing field. Hand-to-hand puts Sephiroth as the winner, but if Khan has a starship... Nevermind, Sephiroth still wins.
3 vs 4: Sheldon vs Rorschach. Yeah, Rorschach's got this one in the bag.
9 vs 13: Kirk vs. Bato. It'd be a pretty even match in hand-to-hand combat, with Bato possibly having the advantage. But Bato can't do shit against a starship.
12 vs 14: Cid vs Data. Now this is a hard one. I'm going to call it a draw.
8 vs 11: Zexion vs Deadpool. Fatality. Deadpool wins!
7 vs 1: Vexen vs Nite Owl. Vexen has the advantage.
34. 5 and 9 go out on a blind date. What happens?
Scotty and Kirk on a blind date... Well, at first they're "not sure if want" and kinda bicker over who the Enterprise belongs to. Then they go to a bar, get wasted, and decide to get hitched and adopt the Enterprise as their child.
35. 1 and 2 are happily married, until 2 has a passionate love affair with 11. How does 1 find out?
Dan and Bones are happily married until Bones has a passionate love affair with... Deadpool. Dan finds out because Deadpool is chilling in his and Bone's livingroom in nothing but his boxers and his mask and Deadpool refers to himself as "the other man".
36. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Because Vexen has the same VA as Hojo in the Japanese versions of the game?
37. 14 is going to be in a play. What play? What character are they playing? Are they any good?
Something involving Sherlock Holmes. And he's Watson. It's canon.
38. 3, 12, and 6 walk into a bar. Who's the bartender and what's the punchline?
Sheldon, Cid, and Sephiroth walk into a bar. Scotty's the bartender and the punchline is "Maybe next time he won't be such a... CLING-ON! BAZINGA!"
39. What leads to the following people kissing each other?
2 and 8: Bones and Zexion. Erm... "I'm a doctor, dammit, not the helpless woman in those cheesy romance novels you read!"?
7 and 10: Vexen and Spock. O_o Um... They do it for science?
5 and 1: Scotty and Dan. They got all hot and bothered thanks to talking about their ships and um... Yeah.
11 and 4: Deadpool and Rorschach. Deadpool did it for teh lulz.
13 and 15: Bato and Khan. Um. Khan likes the way Bato looks with his hair down? XD
9 and 14: Kirk and Data. It's Kirk, Intergalactic Man-Ho.
40. What is 7 afraid of?
Fire. The Superior.
41. If 5 and 10 got shit-faced together, would it be happy drunk times or fighty drunk times? Who could drink more?
Scotty would be a happy!drunk unless someone tried to pick a fight with him. Spock, who'd be drunk on chocolate, would be a chatty/extremely emotional drunk who would spill his guts about all these emotions he has trouble controlling and shit. Scotty would drink more.
42. 6 and 15 have some how switched bodies! What would happen?
A transporter accident? IDK. We'd just make some shit up to explain it.
43. 2, 9, and 14 are going camping! Who would be the one to stay up all night telling scary stories? Who would get scared and want to snuggle? Who would be the one to piss off the wildlife?
Bones, Kirk, and Data. Data would be most interested in participating in the Earth tradition of exchanging "scary stories". Bones would pretend to not be scared, but he'd totes be snuggling as close to Kirk as he could that night. And Kirk is definitely the one to piss off the wildlife. By accident, of course.
HERE. WE. GOOOOOOO~
THE CHARACTERS:
1. Nite Owl/Dan Dreiberg
2. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
3. Dr. Sheldon Cooper
4. Rorschach
5. Scotty
6. Sephiroth
7. Vexen
8. Zexion
9. James T. Kirk
10. Spock
11. Deadpool
12. Cid Highwind
13. Bato
14. Data
15. Khaaaaaaaan!!!
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sephiroth/Deadpool. o_o I... I need this. Like Nibelhiem burning. But it might be too awesome. o_o
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
For a short-ass, psychotic hobo, Rorschach is pretty damn hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Cid getting Zexion pregnant? HILARITY WOULD ENSUE!
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Yes, but a majority of them are Kirk/Spock.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bones and Sephiroth? Erm. XD No. They wouldn't.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Scotty/Kirk vs Scotty/Deadpool? Well, Scotty/Kirk is more likely to happen and they can bond over their lovely lady. Scotty and Deadpool... Well, I'd feel sorry for Scotty.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Vexen walked in on Bones and Cid? He'd probably be wondering what the hell was going on. So would Bones and Cid. And damn, Bones is just hooking up with everyone!
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
...Sheldon/Spock?! XD Given Sheldon's love for Spock, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't written/thought of a self-insert fic in which this happens. Anyways, a summary. 'Sheldon's wildest fantasies were coming true: he was on the Enterprise, talking to his hero, and... wait. Is Spock coming onto him?!'
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nite Owl/Zexion. No. But it might be... interesting.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Vexen/Cid... "The Sky Never Seemed So Cold"? IDK. THE PAIRING KINDA BREAKS MY BRAIN.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
OH FUCK YEAH! RORSCHACH/NITE OWL! >:D I mean, um. Dan is the extremely-reluctant-"don't wanna screw this up"-let's-take-it-slow kinda boyfriend and Rorschach is all "HRM. NOT PLEASED WITH THIS, DANIEL." And then shows Dan that he's not this terrified-of-teh-gay-virgin that everyone assumes he is. And then they have sex. In Archie.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Me and kirihana527 RP Vexen slash (411, of course).
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Heck yeah! I know that sherlockiangirl and kirihana527 have read Sheldon/Penny. :D
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No. But if I thought I could do him justice, I would totes write Deadpool fiction.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Bones/Rorschach/Scotty. Erm. Maybe if I challenged them, they would? XD
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"FASCINATING!"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Read a Book" by Bomani "D'Mite" Armah. ("READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK!")
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Nite Owl/Sephiroth/Cid. WARNINGS: Drug use. Not by the characters, but by myself because it was the only way I could come up with this.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Your logical mind can probably tell that that's not a hypo in my pocket..."
Yeah. I fail.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hurm. I can't recall.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Telling Cloud to get on his knees? :D
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Deadpool shag Kirk? Hmmm... I'm going to vote probably, no matter the level of intoxication.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Neither. Sheldon and Vexen would probably get to work on SCIENCE!
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Dan and Kirk are in a happy relationship until Kirk suddenly runs off with Rorschach. Dan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Deadpool and a brief unhappy affair with Cid, then follows the wise advice of Scotty and finds true love with Sheldon.
"The Ultimate Crossover of Ultimate Brainbreakage". But I can totes see Scotty and Dan having an epic bromance. :D
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Vexen/Zexion. Hate sex. <3 Plus I totes ship Even/Ienzo, so yeah.
26. Number fourteen gets really fucking drunk- what did they do last night?
*tries to imagine drunk!Data* Hee. I'd like to imagine that, if Data could get drunk, he'd be a very, very, very friendly drunk.
27. Three and fifteen go on a magical adventure and what happened on said magical adventure.
Sheldon and Khan are on a magical adventure to crush their rivals (Wil Wheaton and Kirk). But since Sheldon likes Captain Kirk, he's constantly, subtly sabotaging Khan's efforts to kill the Captain. By the end of the adventure, Khan has called a truce with Kirk and Sheldon defeats Wil in a game of Rock Scissors Paper Lizard Spock and is satisfied with his victory... for now.
28. 2 and 9 have just discovered a jetpack in the back of an old truck. A nice jetpack that actually works the way it's supposed to. What do they decide to do with it?
Bones and Jim discover a jetpack. It's quite possibly Spock's rocket boots that they totes stole from his room after a failed pantie raid (why they were trying to raid panties in Spock's room, we'll never know) but only claimed to have "found laying around". Jim dcides to try them out, but Bones is all "DAMMIT, JIM. I'M A DOCTOR, NOT SUPERMAN." so he stays on the ground "WHERE IT IS SAFE AND NOT DANGEROUS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH." Jim calls him a spoilsport and proceeds to fly around the Enterprise.
29. Numbers 5 and 3 are members of a secret occult. What occult would this be?
Scotty and Sheldon... Hmmm...Y'know... I really can't think of one. ._.
30. Numbers 15 and 14 are madly in love. What is their idea of a perfect date?
I'm sorry, my brain broke at Khan/Data. THIS FUCKERY, WHAT BE IT?
31. 2 and 12 get drunk off their asses at a party with the other people, what happens?
Bones and Cid... Actually, I can see that happening. They'd be kinda-happy drunks and cussing up a storm because they can and Scotty would join them later. :D
32. 15, 10, and 5 are to form a superpower trio, what superpowers do they posses and do they work well together?
Khan, Spock, and Scotty. They'd obviously be the Power Puff Girls. Spock=Blossom, Scotty=Bubbles, and Khan=Buttercup. XD Khan would be the Wolverine of the group with the above-average strength and speed and recovers quickly. Spock would be like Jean Grey- a talented telepath. And Scotty would be... Y'know what, Scotty would be like a good Magneto. Spock and Scotty would totes get along, but Khan is the outcast who doesn't really like Kirk (who'd be the Cyclops of the group? O_o) and Spock doesn't like that Khan doesn't like his boyfriend Kirk. Yeah. That's all I got. Maybe I should have stuck with the PPG thing. XD
33. DEATHMATCH! Who wins, and why?
1 vs 5: Nite Owl vs Scotty. Depends on the field. Hand-to-hand, Dan'd probably have Scotty beat what with his gadgets galore. Now if they were in their respective ships... Well, Archie doesn't stand a chance against the Enterprise.
2 vs 10: Bones vs Spock. Oooo, toughy. Spock is definitely stronger than Bones, but since he;s a pacifist, I bet Bones could hit with a hypo of nasty. Bones wins.
11 vs 7: Deadpool vs Vexen. Deadpool. Hands down.
5 vs 2: Scotty vs Bones. They'd stop fighting and enjoy some spiked tea and scones. Trufax.
15 vs 6: Khan vs Sephiroth. Again, depends on the playing field. Hand-to-hand puts Sephiroth as the winner, but if Khan has a starship... Nevermind, Sephiroth still wins.
3 vs 4: Sheldon vs Rorschach. Yeah, Rorschach's got this one in the bag.
9 vs 13: Kirk vs. Bato. It'd be a pretty even match in hand-to-hand combat, with Bato possibly having the advantage. But Bato can't do shit against a starship.
12 vs 14: Cid vs Data. Now this is a hard one. I'm going to call it a draw.
8 vs 11: Zexion vs Deadpool. Fatality. Deadpool wins!
7 vs 1: Vexen vs Nite Owl. Vexen has the advantage.
34. 5 and 9 go out on a blind date. What happens?
Scotty and Kirk on a blind date... Well, at first they're "not sure if want" and kinda bicker over who the Enterprise belongs to. Then they go to a bar, get wasted, and decide to get hitched and adopt the Enterprise as their child.
35. 1 and 2 are happily married, until 2 has a passionate love affair with 11. How does 1 find out?
Dan and Bones are happily married until Bones has a passionate love affair with... Deadpool. Dan finds out because Deadpool is chilling in his and Bone's livingroom in nothing but his boxers and his mask and Deadpool refers to himself as "the other man".
36. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Because Vexen has the same VA as Hojo in the Japanese versions of the game?
37. 14 is going to be in a play. What play? What character are they playing? Are they any good?
Something involving Sherlock Holmes. And he's Watson. It's canon.
38. 3, 12, and 6 walk into a bar. Who's the bartender and what's the punchline?
Sheldon, Cid, and Sephiroth walk into a bar. Scotty's the bartender and the punchline is "Maybe next time he won't be such a... CLING-ON! BAZINGA!"
39. What leads to the following people kissing each other?
2 and 8: Bones and Zexion. Erm... "I'm a doctor, dammit, not the helpless woman in those cheesy romance novels you read!"?
7 and 10: Vexen and Spock. O_o Um... They do it for science?
5 and 1: Scotty and Dan. They got all hot and bothered thanks to talking about their ships and um... Yeah.
11 and 4: Deadpool and Rorschach. Deadpool did it for teh lulz.
13 and 15: Bato and Khan. Um. Khan likes the way Bato looks with his hair down? XD
9 and 14: Kirk and Data. It's Kirk, Intergalactic Man-Ho.
40. What is 7 afraid of?
Fire. The Superior.
41. If 5 and 10 got shit-faced together, would it be happy drunk times or fighty drunk times? Who could drink more?
Scotty would be a happy!drunk unless someone tried to pick a fight with him. Spock, who'd be drunk on chocolate, would be a chatty/extremely emotional drunk who would spill his guts about all these emotions he has trouble controlling and shit. Scotty would drink more.
42. 6 and 15 have some how switched bodies! What would happen?
A transporter accident? IDK. We'd just make some shit up to explain it.
43. 2, 9, and 14 are going camping! Who would be the one to stay up all night telling scary stories? Who would get scared and want to snuggle? Who would be the one to piss off the wildlife?
Bones, Kirk, and Data. Data would be most interested in participating in the Earth tradition of exchanging "scary stories". Bones would pretend to not be scared, but he'd totes be snuggling as close to Kirk as he could that night. And Kirk is definitely the one to piss off the wildlife. By accident, of course.