The Soft Bigotry Of Low Expectations
The pizza was great! I had to really stop myself from having another three slices. I couldn't taste any difference from the sugar in the dough, not that I really expected much of a difference.
What kind of imbecile with 6 kids needs to use public funds for fertility treatments? WTF?? We're doomed!
What is it about Democrats that they think "Economic Stimulus" really means Pig Out On PORK?? We're doomed!
CA teachers have new ads up against our Governator because their particular ox is being gored. Just where do they think the money would come from to give them all they want?? Everybody wants their ox but nobody seems to care about anyone else's ox being gored in the process. What part of THE STATE HAS NO MONEY don't those idiots understand? If they represent the erudite "educated" class, we're doomed!
Apparently, some judge has ruled that cheerleading is a contact sport. What are we coming to, anyway. It's the NERFING OF AMERICA! We're doomed!
Since we're all doomed anyway, might as well cheer up with some Hallmarks of Felinity! Just in case you've never seen that classic strip ;)