"But what if that seagull is giving birth?!"
I stayed home today. I have an infection. It HURTS.
I got cool new medicine that will turn my pee brown. I can't wait!
My doctor bitched at me. All of them bitch at me. They want me to stop losing weight. Fact of the matter is, I wouldn't mind being emaciated when my Crohns disease relapses and I can't eat/digest again. Bones look nice.
I'm bored. Paul came over, and he's fixing my bike. "I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike, I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I liiiiike." -sigh- Queen. <3.
Go ahead, laugh. I'm bored.
--Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Yes
How much black clothing do you own?: Too much.
Do you think about death often?: Sometimes I have my days.
Do you want to die?: (see above)
Are you a social outcast: In a way. I'm really wellknown, but I tend to shut people out. Especially the stupid ones.
Are you pale?: Yes.
Do you cut?: BAHAHA. No.
Do you like Hot Topic?: Nope. Too expensive.
--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard?: No.
How often do you wear Vans?: Never.
What's your sneaker brand?: Uhm... they're shiny with big platforms.
How much do you get in trouble?: Not much.
Do you listen to the bands who are considered posers: Yeah, MSI is posing as gangstas. -giggle-
--Prep--
How often do you say the word "like"?: More than I should.
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: Too expensive.
Are the A&F models hot?: The girls are.
how many purses you own?: If lunchboxes and little backpacks count, I'd say... about 15.
Is lipgloss a must?: It doesn't moisturize, I use chapstick.
How often do you wear makeup?: I don't leave my house unless im wearing it.
Ever had a manicure?: This one time I got a pedicure and almost kicked the asian lady in the face... it tickled.
Rock music is bad, right?: OF COURSE. : \
Are you ever ditzy?: Rarely.
Do you own high heels?: 5inch fetish stiletto heels.
Have you ever said No?: What?
Are you a cheerleader?: No.
--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: Sort of.
Are you a vegetarian?: Animals are fucking tasty.
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: ...yeah.
Do you want peace?: As long as they don't piss me off.
Do you want to save the animals?: I'm not for wearing fur or animal abuse.
What do you think about war?: It's... um... bad?
Have you ever made a peace sign with your two fingers?: Yes.
--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: Fo sho.
Do you own "bling bling"?: 25c bling.
What do you think about do-rags?: They had them at the thrift store really cheap.
Do you like rap?: No.
How about hip-hop?: No.
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: He was really good, especially compared to the G Unit bullshit going around today.
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: Yes, as a joke.
Is life a party?: No.
How often do you get drunk?: Never.
Do you care about your grades?: YES!
Do you need attitude adjustment?: Possibly.
--Emo--
How often do you cry?: Almost every day.
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: No.
Are you emotional?: Depends.
Do you like soft music?: ...no.
Do people understand you?: Few.
Do you write your own songs?: Poetry.
Is your hair dyed dark?: No.
--Jock--
Do you play any sports?: Does jogging count?
How important are they to you?: Yes.
How important is your reputation?: Ehehe. Reputation.
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: They're my friends.
What do you think about football?: Lame.
Are you considered a bully by anyone?: Intimidating, but I don't bully.
--Geek--
Do you wear glasses?: No.
Are you smart?: I'd like to think so.
Do you use an inhaler?: Yes.
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: Drawing pencils in my sweatshirt.
Does your mum buy your clothes?: My mom is a whore.
How often are you on the computer?: Too much.