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Paste it to your lj if you're a real G, like Sam Johnston, who made this quizzizzle.
1. Are you a real G?
only the realest of real g's can be
2. Define nougat, in your own words.
a gangster term often used to explain one does not own/have the others item or property. "Cmon homie, i nougat yo mohney-shiznit forreal."
3. Rock, Paper, or Scissors?
its all aout the rock. Solid and found anywhere. Easy to throw for us gangstaz.
paper is for stupid scholar prissies.
scissors are for stupid nubs who cant afford knives
4. Why is the sky blue?
The sky appears blue (instead of black) because light passing through the air hits tiny particles like dust and pollen. These tiny particles are large enough to reflect blue light, but red light (which has a longer wavelength) is not reflected nearly as much. So the result is that the blue light gets scattered by the particles, and you see it when you look up.
OR
BLUE IS FO GANGSTAS
5. Which came first, Turkey the bird, or Turkey the country?
dem birds been gobblin around cappin dinosaurs asses befo dat country be even thinkin
6. What is your major malfunction?
dem canned beets stain mah escalade!
7. Which famous dead person would you interview and why?
yasser arafat, hes da pimp
8. Chicken or egg?
chicken fo eatins
egg fo throwins
9. Can or can opener?
can opener, longer range
10. Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Roger Moore, or one of those other two bonds who nobody can remember?
me
11. What's the best way to use a roll of duct tape?
duct taping people to beds (cough*jake*cough)
12. Why? (note: this is an individual question. Do not mistake it for an addition to 11.)
cuz da road dont stand a chance gainst them chickens!
13. I love you.
then make me some pancakes
14. Best movie ever?
dat one with the person and the other dude who was kinda fat and that car
15. Pen or the sword?
the pen is mightier!
(take out space inbetween pen and is)
16. Who would win in a fight, Robocop or McGuiver?
doodoododooDOOdoooooo... POWERRANGERSSSSS!!!
17. What the hell?
what the schmeck?
18. What kind of insect would you be and why?
Xylotrupes gideon- a beetle with 7 legs
19. What would you do if you could be Sam Johnston for a day?
TAKE IT TO THE EXTREME!!!!
1. Are you a real G?
only the realest of real g's can be
2. Define nougat, in your own words.
a gangster term often used to explain one does not own/have the others item or property. "Cmon homie, i nougat yo mohney-shiznit forreal."
3. Rock, Paper, or Scissors?
its all aout the rock. Solid and found anywhere. Easy to throw for us gangstaz.
paper is for stupid scholar prissies.
scissors are for stupid nubs who cant afford knives
4. Why is the sky blue?
The sky appears blue (instead of black) because light passing through the air hits tiny particles like dust and pollen. These tiny particles are large enough to reflect blue light, but red light (which has a longer wavelength) is not reflected nearly as much. So the result is that the blue light gets scattered by the particles, and you see it when you look up.
OR
BLUE IS FO GANGSTAS
5. Which came first, Turkey the bird, or Turkey the country?
dem birds been gobblin around cappin dinosaurs asses befo dat country be even thinkin
6. What is your major malfunction?
dem canned beets stain mah escalade!
7. Which famous dead person would you interview and why?
yasser arafat, hes da pimp
8. Chicken or egg?
chicken fo eatins
egg fo throwins
9. Can or can opener?
can opener, longer range
10. Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Roger Moore, or one of those other two bonds who nobody can remember?
me
11. What's the best way to use a roll of duct tape?
duct taping people to beds (cough*jake*cough)
12. Why? (note: this is an individual question. Do not mistake it for an addition to 11.)
cuz da road dont stand a chance gainst them chickens!
13. I love you.
then make me some pancakes
14. Best movie ever?
dat one with the person and the other dude who was kinda fat and that car
15. Pen or the sword?
the pen is mightier!
(take out space inbetween pen and is)
16. Who would win in a fight, Robocop or McGuiver?
doodoododooDOOdoooooo... POWERRANGERSSSSS!!!
17. What the hell?
what the schmeck?
18. What kind of insect would you be and why?
Xylotrupes gideon- a beetle with 7 legs
19. What would you do if you could be Sam Johnston for a day?
TAKE IT TO THE EXTREME!!!!