Nothing..
Grandfather by Steven Lynch.
when grandfather dies,
life will be strange.
when grandfather dies,
my whole world will change.
when grandfather dies,
I'll scream and i'll' yell,
'cause i'll be fuckin' rich as hell.
so as grandfather die,
don't keep me in suspense.
grandfather cough up that inheritance.
grandfather don't hold on another day.
I love you to death, but i've got bills to pay.
a stroke would be nice,
disease would be cool.
i'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool.
i'll party with hef, i'll dine with the queen,
so what say we unplug that machine.
Oh grandfather die, before the fiscal year.
Grandfather i wish kevorikian were here.
grandfather die, just take your final bow.
grandfather die, family hates you anyhow.
for god's sake, you must be old as the sun.
you social security number is one. you're def, dumb, and blind and amputee.
you donate your blood every time taht you pee.
your arthritis acts up whenever it rains.
your so old your penis has varicose veins.
why don't you die, grandpa, why must you fight? you old motherfucker, just walk toward the goddamn light. walk toard the light, old man.
walk toward the light, old man. it's all over now. my grandad is dead.a mysterious blow to his wrinkeled old head.
before i collect, my small oversight- but everything should turn out all right.
I'll start working on my grandma tonight.
^yeah, that was alot of typing.
But today was cool. I guess. I feel terrible that I wasn't able to go to Andrew's track meet thing tho. I wished him luck tho! So yeah. I'm SO tired. I'll probably just fall asleep now. Bye.
when grandfather dies,
life will be strange.
when grandfather dies,
my whole world will change.
when grandfather dies,
I'll scream and i'll' yell,
'cause i'll be fuckin' rich as hell.
so as grandfather die,
don't keep me in suspense.
grandfather cough up that inheritance.
grandfather don't hold on another day.
I love you to death, but i've got bills to pay.
a stroke would be nice,
disease would be cool.
i'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool.
i'll party with hef, i'll dine with the queen,
so what say we unplug that machine.
Oh grandfather die, before the fiscal year.
Grandfather i wish kevorikian were here.
grandfather die, just take your final bow.
grandfather die, family hates you anyhow.
for god's sake, you must be old as the sun.
you social security number is one. you're def, dumb, and blind and amputee.
you donate your blood every time taht you pee.
your arthritis acts up whenever it rains.
your so old your penis has varicose veins.
why don't you die, grandpa, why must you fight? you old motherfucker, just walk toward the goddamn light. walk toard the light, old man.
walk toward the light, old man. it's all over now. my grandad is dead.a mysterious blow to his wrinkeled old head.
before i collect, my small oversight- but everything should turn out all right.
I'll start working on my grandma tonight.
^yeah, that was alot of typing.
But today was cool. I guess. I feel terrible that I wasn't able to go to Andrew's track meet thing tho. I wished him luck tho! So yeah. I'm SO tired. I'll probably just fall asleep now. Bye.