Dec 06, 2006 03:53
"My life plan
First I will either win or inherit about a billion dollars, then I will hire Dustin to manage that money and turn it into about 100 billion dollars. Then I will form the crew. The crew will be very large, but every member will be hand picked by myself and Dan, based on an interview session with each potential member. Everyone is invited to try out for the crew except Ben Rautenberg. When the crew has about 50 people in it (45 of that 50 must be from Cape), we will embark on journeys around the world. We will ski in the alps, scuba dive in the great coral reef, and take acid on the Great Wall of China. Along the way we will learn to play instruments, write books, and make beautiful works of art. Most importantly though, we will add new members to our crew. We will add famous people like Zach Braff, and not-so-famous people like street performers from Moscow. When our years of traveling and partying and creating are over, we will come back to Cape where we will all marry other members of the crew and start families. We will live in the various houses of Stonegate, with myself and my wife and family living at 2 Granite Ridge Road. Our kids will go to CEHS, which they will say they hate but really they'll love it. Over the summer they'll spend the days at Casino beach, and their Cape Elizabeth Nights god knows where. They'll come home drunk and we will have honest conversations with them about responsibility and they will appreciate it. They will grow up and live beautiful lives, and we will move to retirement homes overlooking the water, either on Shore Road or maybe down in Broad Cove, I'm not sure yet."
Conor, you have no idea how happy that made me.