I was just worshipping one of my cats, and this popped to mind. I first heard this a couple of years ago.
"You must scratch there, Yes!
The base of my tail. Behold!
Elevator Butt!!"
That is all.
BTW, for those of you who are both on my and
trystan830's f-lists, she summed up tonights events quite nicely. I feel no urge to repeat them.