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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Alot of "somebody's")
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (except for TVU (yay Family Force Five and Copeland!))
✓ I own lots of books. (too many....)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (it's my one fault in beauty :D)
✓ I love to play video games. (mostly RPG's....and usually just with my brother)
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (You have no idea....)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (don't ask)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (who isn't?)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (yay for identity theft!)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (depends on what time in the morning....)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (ha! I have more than enough to share)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (fingernails, what little girl hasn't tried them?)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (now)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (don't worry Aubrey, it wasn't you)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (why is slept bolded, is it because they really mean "had been sleeping" or "had been doing the nasty"?)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (muh hahaha)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (....in Michigan)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I love surprises)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (ugh)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (us poor people can only window shop)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (poor Jesse Erler...)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (hrm.....)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I'll take input if anyone else has an idea)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (a couple)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (and I'm sure I will again)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Can I learn a lesson the not-hard-way next time?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (now I am, didn't have a reason to be before)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (You'd be amazed at what a thirteen year old will do)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (when I did have a job or went to school)
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (...)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (and you can dress-up like a pirate!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Peace is a wonderful thing)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
✓ Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I've tried the younger thing before, and I don't think it worked out in my benefit....)
× I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I had to learn how to tie my shoes in 10th grade.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Mostly there)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (my cute nose!)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (a little one)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (when I have one)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (I am going to)
✓ I am adopted. (by my dad)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (almost, but not quite)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (yes, yes I have)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (aparently!)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Something I learned in seventh grade)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (ridden)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (In my "For my future husband" box. I don't know if he'll want to read them....)
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (yeah....)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (usually)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (hrm....)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (I like to think I am)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I love being naked)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (tagged?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Can't love kisses yet!)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (ha! Far from it....)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (mostly books (I'm not like Aubrey who cries at baby comercials))
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I get all anxietied over it)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (during my suicidal-no-one-loves-me-I'm-fat years)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (do demons count as paranormal, because I believe in them)
× I can't stand being alone. (I love being alone)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (yay NTBI!)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Church Parking Lot count?)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (most animals will love you regardless)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (no...but my brother does)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Adam Chang!)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (The whole depression and trying to be busy at every moment to distract yourself.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (Hi, my name is Amanda and I am a germ-i-phobe)
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I try)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (many, many times...)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (depends on the person....)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Eddie Izzard anyone?)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (doesn't mean it sounds good)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (It's just dead right now....)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (sick)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Only part of High School I miss)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (just a couple years....)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (what is death note!?!?!)
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (I'm better at truth, but if you ask my 9th grade class I can take a good dare....)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (yay Worship Music!!!)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (sports??!?!)
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.