third day alive.

Feb 28, 2009 23:32

God, this boat is fucked up. But in such a good way.

[An exhausted but clearly-delighted sigh transfers over the communicator along with a puff of static, the sound of Di Roy's light body thudding lethargically against the ground following suit. He cackles to himself a little.]

Flowers? A whole deck full of flowers? Ha~! You've gotta be kidding me, seriously. What the hell.

I figured, when everybody told me this was the goddamn Hellboat, that I was gonna wish I was back in Hueco Mundo. But now, heck, I'm not so sure anymore. 'S nice. Get all the great food I could ever ask for, no one bossing me around, and there are places like this to lounge about in... wouldn't mind a little bit of action, but compared to being treated like garbage by that dickwad prettyboy Il Forte and his buddies? Not complaining. Not for a seco--

OW! WHAT THE SHIT?!!

What the fuck is a goddamn motherfucking lobster doing down here?! Son of a bitch!

[The sound of some sort of energy blast goes off, another cry from Di making the signal quaver.]

Is this thing immortal or what? Cero isn't doing half as much as it oughtta!

Shhhit shit shiiit, those claws hurt, screw this--

Forget everything I just said. This place sucks. I'm going back upstairs to get some freaking creme soda.

creme soda, lobsters, flowersss~, almost like this place, my eye shoots lasers, il forte, what the fuck is this shit

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