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After an overally successful secret mission a few weeks ago, to a shady part of the island, the police requested our aide in crime reduction throughout Cape Breton. Without the slightest reluctance, we accepted, and thus began our terrifying trip to Nidny Mines, where although we did not catch any crime, we nearly died. To start the night off, we did a loop around the neighborhood. Upon reaching a dead end we opted to turn around in a driveway. A horrible man came running to the window, saw us, ran for the shot gun, and missed my car by inches as we sped away. it was terrifying. As our night proceeded we came across a meth lab. We were going to investigate farther, but felt it in everyone's best interest to not wake up to us dead, so we continued on our trek. Around this time, we came across a noose. There was not an actual body present, however, we both could have sworn we saw the ghost of a young man, about our age, dressed as though he was alive and vibrant more than 50 years ago. After that excruciatingly creepy encounter, it was time to head back to safety and report our findings to the police. Funnily enough, just on the in-scrirts of town, we spotted a princess and her unicorn, i wanted to run them over, but jon insisted i didn't. and thus ended our latest endeavor for the police.