DEATH TO CHARLIE!
You have to excuse me while i rant: WE CAME HOME AND WE FOUND THAT CHARLIE HAD CHEWED UP A BOOK! A BOOK! WHAT KIND OF DOG CHEWS UP A BOOK?!?! AND HE DIDN'T JUST CHEW ON A CORNER A LITTLE....OH NO. HE RIPPED OUT THE FIRST HALF! SHREDDED IT! AND IT WAS A LIBRARY BOOK! UGGG! I COULD KILL THAT DOG!!! NOT TO MENTION HE ALSO GOT INTO THE MIRACLE GROW AND DESTROYED MY MOM'S NEW GARDENING GLOVE! I could kill Charlie. You know my stance on books, so you can see why I am so enraged. A BOOK!?!?! I could...AARG!