thesis song!

[bananacasserole]

(as originally found here, with slight modifications by wilbur 109. if you somehow missed the llama song, go watch that first.)

THESIS SONG
here's a thesis
there's a thesis
and another scary thesis
fuzzy pencils
funny topics
thesis thesis
drunk

thesis thesis
notebook
thesis
coffee
bagel
ice cream
thesis
thesis thesis
scary
thesis
thesis thesis
drunk

i was once a student
i lived in a room
They said Knew the Dead Man
He lived in the moon
my thesis is about this guy
and how he told a tale
and now listen, little child
to this student wail

did you ever see a thesis
kiss a thesis
on the thesis
thesis's thesis
taste of thesis
thesis thesis
drunk

half a thesis
twice the thesis
not a thesis
teacher
thesis
thesis in your mom
Oh God my thesis
thesis
drunk

Do I have to read it?
will they all just laugh?
is it made of vodka?
Chicklet
toenail
bath
now my song is getting thin
So wish me lots of luck
time for me to read my thesis
Then I go get drunk