New Year's Meame
1. What did you not do in 2007 that you'd always done before?
Try to take over the world.
2. Did you kill any ninjas, and will you kill any more for next year?
Yes, and future plans are classified.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
My medical clearance has not yet passed committee, so I remained in the adjacent chamber for the duration.
4. Did anyone close to you fly?
Technically, it was gliding and not flying, but for the most part it was a grounded year for my companions.
5. What planets did you visit?
Raxacoricofallapatorius
6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you licked in 2007?
An iPhone.
7. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory?
Deglet Noor, Medjool and Derrie
8. What was your biggest snowglobe of the year?
Darth Vader
9. What was your biggest failure?
Ebay auction 594372362234960785783175.
10. Did you suffer any negative effects?
Cunctatitis and Really Quite Poisoned
11. What was the best thing you fought?
Gargantuan Black Dragon (oh man, what a hoard)
12. Whose behavior caused celebration?
Kool and The Gang
13. Whose behavior made you crawl with a pest?
The Industrious Grasshopper, and Sarge.
14. Where did most of your funny go?
Onto the street, striking in solidarity.
15. What would you like other people to get really, really, really excited about?
String theory.
16. What dipthong will always remind you of 2007?
/ʊə/
17. Compared to a lime from last year, are you:
a) greener or yellower? yellower
b) moister or dryer? moister
c) sweeter or sourer? sweeter
18. What do you wish you'd had more done to?
My forehead.
19. What do you wish you'd made a mess of?
Filling out meme-lists.
20. Where did you get really, really, really confused?
Question 17
21. When was Christmas?
December 25th
22. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
On a handle of Slivivitz.
23. Did you slip and fall in 2007?
If you really put your mind to it, you might just bruise your head.
24. How many nightstands?
One, sometimes two.
25. What were your favorite TVP recipes?
Chili, Tamale pie, Barley vegetable soup, and pasta sauce.
26-978. I made you some questions, but I ated them.
Try to take over the world.
2. Did you kill any ninjas, and will you kill any more for next year?
Yes, and future plans are classified.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
My medical clearance has not yet passed committee, so I remained in the adjacent chamber for the duration.
4. Did anyone close to you fly?
Technically, it was gliding and not flying, but for the most part it was a grounded year for my companions.
5. What planets did you visit?
Raxacoricofallapatorius
6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you licked in 2007?
An iPhone.
7. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory?
Deglet Noor, Medjool and Derrie
8. What was your biggest snowglobe of the year?
Darth Vader
9. What was your biggest failure?
Ebay auction 594372362234960785783175.
10. Did you suffer any negative effects?
Cunctatitis and Really Quite Poisoned
11. What was the best thing you fought?
Gargantuan Black Dragon (oh man, what a hoard)
12. Whose behavior caused celebration?
Kool and The Gang
13. Whose behavior made you crawl with a pest?
The Industrious Grasshopper, and Sarge.
14. Where did most of your funny go?
Onto the street, striking in solidarity.
15. What would you like other people to get really, really, really excited about?
String theory.
16. What dipthong will always remind you of 2007?
/ʊə/
17. Compared to a lime from last year, are you:
a) greener or yellower? yellower
b) moister or dryer? moister
c) sweeter or sourer? sweeter
18. What do you wish you'd had more done to?
My forehead.
19. What do you wish you'd made a mess of?
Filling out meme-lists.
20. Where did you get really, really, really confused?
Question 17
21. When was Christmas?
December 25th
22. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
On a handle of Slivivitz.
23. Did you slip and fall in 2007?
If you really put your mind to it, you might just bruise your head.
24. How many nightstands?
One, sometimes two.
25. What were your favorite TVP recipes?
Chili, Tamale pie, Barley vegetable soup, and pasta sauce.
26-978. I made you some questions, but I ated them.