Jul 07, 2007 18:29
imagine if you will the most delicious brownie of all time
you've watched the brownie from the time it was just sugar and cocoa powder and couln't even imagine your life without eating that brownie. The taste of that brownie kept you alive through your hard times...
You've watched the brownie get hurt, when all of these people say ew a brownie... i dont want a brownie. and you've slapped them and called them crazy and assured the brownie that there was nothing wrong with it.
then one day one of those people who never wanted the brownie before says
"i guess a brownie will have to do today"
and you know that the brownie wants it
but all you want is the FUCKING BROWNIE
and you have to watch that bitch eat your brownie and enjoy it even though you know that you could be great with the brownie.
but you know at the same time that the brownie likes it better in her stomach than it ever could in yours.
and your stuck watching her devour it behing three inches of sound proof bullet proof glass and you can't do anything but cry. Because herting that spoiled bitch would be wasting such a delicious brownie's efoorts...
... it's kind of like being run over by a stampeed of rynos that just ate bad mexican food