Fridge's Lament
Oh delicate box of isolation,
prince of ice, milk-and-cheese hoarder,
your two cubic feet
protected my goods, perishable,
from the inevitable destruction time wreaks upon everything.
Or you would, if your wood-paneled ass actually kept anything cold.
Renting appliances is always a mistake.
(insert applause-by-finger-snaps). Yeah. So, in short, my fridge "might be broken." Ah. Fun times.
In other news, went to grocery store (yay!), bought banana chips- are FANtastic, although if I eat too many of them my mouth bleeds, which is a tad sketch. Also! Cheerios- sadly not normal-flav, but apple-cinnamon is cool, whatev (side note: how does a grocery store not stock regular Cheerios? wtf is that?, just saying). Have realized cereal is not only god's gift to breakfast, is also one of the greatest food inventions known to man, and possibly my new method of survival for life, next to carrots.
Okay.
word count: 543 words (woo!- improvement! unfortunately it's probably all crap and will have to be rewrit.
review: no progress- still 50% complete.
life: ??? who knows?
prince of ice, milk-and-cheese hoarder,
your two cubic feet
protected my goods, perishable,
from the inevitable destruction time wreaks upon everything.
Or you would, if your wood-paneled ass actually kept anything cold.
Renting appliances is always a mistake.
(insert applause-by-finger-snaps). Yeah. So, in short, my fridge "might be broken." Ah. Fun times.
In other news, went to grocery store (yay!), bought banana chips- are FANtastic, although if I eat too many of them my mouth bleeds, which is a tad sketch. Also! Cheerios- sadly not normal-flav, but apple-cinnamon is cool, whatev (side note: how does a grocery store not stock regular Cheerios? wtf is that?, just saying). Have realized cereal is not only god's gift to breakfast, is also one of the greatest food inventions known to man, and possibly my new method of survival for life, next to carrots.
Okay.
word count: 543 words (woo!- improvement! unfortunately it's probably all crap and will have to be rewrit.
review: no progress- still 50% complete.
life: ??? who knows?