things i could have purchased, but realized they were totally unnecessary
- a 40' marshmallow bazooka (i could have revolutionized the rules of engagement for marshmallow gun confrontation!)
- the animatronic singing and talking elvis (with upper lip curl!!!)
- timemug: the world's first and only 100% dishwasher safe, time-telling drinkware (now you can discretely look at your mug during those boring meetings!)
these items are clearly for sale in the sky mall magazine, the only brochure that attempts to sell totally unnecessary products.
- the animatronic singing and talking elvis (with upper lip curl!!!)
- timemug: the world's first and only 100% dishwasher safe, time-telling drinkware (now you can discretely look at your mug during those boring meetings!)
these items are clearly for sale in the sky mall magazine, the only brochure that attempts to sell totally unnecessary products.