I hate this. I am sick. And I slept half of the day away. No fun.
Salle wanted to meet me today, but no, I can't go out, I'm sick. Eugh.
First I spent the day in town with Amanda and Erika, I don't really remember what we did. I heard some kids playing "Golden Scans" on the street on guitar, was cute. Met Simon who messed up my hair and told me he was going to Arvika. Whoa. Erika's classmate Gustav came by and he'd just gotten his driverslicence and was all happy and Erika's other classmate Niklas hugged me cause we'd met before ageeees ago.
Anyways, at half past 7 pm I meet up with Eviie at the centralstation (she keeps switching phone numbers and cellphones, according to Amanda she steals them) and we went off to Masthuggstorget with the tram whilst sipping on Eviie's very very sweet wild strawberry wine mixed with sprite. Yummy. We arrive in Masthuggstorget and walk up a lot of stairs and eventually see Amanda (birthday girl) sitting in one of the windows who throws out a keychain for us and gives us directions to the right apartment.
We arrive at the apartment and everyone are sitting in this small circle in one-room apartment and I see Ellen, Jimmie and Joakim and hug them. I think I hugged Amanda aswell. The guy who owns the apartment is sitting in the circle aswell and his name is Myaku and he's apparently half-american. And very much gay. And 20 years old.
Anyways all of them are sipping on alcohol and I think it was obvious that Amanda was the most drunk of us all. The other girl who's 18th birthday it was aswell, Maja, had drunk surely double of what Amanda had drunk but she wasn't noticably drunk. Maja's this really cute girl and suddenly I see that she's got two piercings on her wrist. Wtf. I ask her how many piercings that she's got and she shows me her stomach, she's got four by her hipbones and three in her bellybutton and one of those sticks through one of her ears. Whoa. And she tells me those weren't even the worst. Go figure - she's got scarification on her back. It looks like someone has scratched their nails all the way down her back. Whooooa. Way cool. But it was apparently the most painful thing she's ever done.
Anyways, Myaku is playing 90s music and we're smoking by his windows and dancing and telling embarrassing stuff. Like Myaku telling about when his dad walked in on him getting fucked by some other dude or when he dressed up as a girl in this nurse-outfit with a zipper all the way down the front and the zipper opened in the supermarket and some little boy pointed at Myaku saying "Mommy, look the girl has a dick!". LOL. And the zipper broke aswell, so he couldn't get ut up again - poor Myaku.
Myaku had a ton of wigs and he was this really cool guy. Joakim was being really sweet and I kissed both him and Jimmy when they went out to see the game (Sweden vs Russia, football). I danced with both Amanda and Maja and got white wine mixed with red bull from Amanda and saw Eviie do body-shots off Maja's body. Heh.
The rest of us - me, Eviie, Amanda, Myaku, this dyke called Caroline (who looks like one of the Pussycat Dolls) and Maja went out to Rockbaren. Now Myaku was wearing this brown-red haired wig which made him look very much irish. Heh.
Anyways, Caroline and I go to Rockbaren first cause the rest stopped and took a drink at Chez Ami and we meet Caroline's crush Shalle (I dunno how to spell it) who looks exactly like Max from The L Word. Just without the moustache. Not kidding. We also meet Shalle's dyke-friends and go into Rockbaren and into the smokeroom and start smoking. Soon Eviie arrives and she becomes hot for this girl who looks like a guy and they start flirting majorly and Eviie ended up getting her number. Aww.
Sitting in the smokeroom me and Maja start talking to this guy named Viktor (I think). Myaku introduced us to him as his hoes. Lol. I kissed Myaku on his cheek. Anyways Viktor asks me where he can get some dope. Wtf? I ask him who the fuck brings dope into the smokeroom of Rockbaren. He says "I'm not gonna mention any names" and points at himself. Anyways he started flirting with me asking which school I go to and shit and if I wanted some beer or cider, I declined of course since I had to be off home. He said he'd loved to let me sleep at his house if he had had one in Gothenburg right now, but I'm glad he didn't cause no way that I'd sleep at some 21 year old guys apartment. Eugh. I'd rather sleep at Myaku's apartment, but I'd promised dad I'd come home and I did. I'm a good girl. All in all Maja and Amanda were very happy about their birthday so it was fun!
Anyways, this is Amanda:
Bands seen (in order of appearence, heh); Babyshambles, Simple Plan, Serj Tankian, Paramore, Jimmy Eat World, Rage Against The Machine, The Courteeners, Billie The Vision & The Dancers, Black Lips, The Only Ones, The Hives, Rufus Wainwright, Biffy Clyro, HIM, Blood Red Shoes, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, The Donnas, My Brightest Diamond, Working For a Nuclear Free City.
I woke up the second day with a hangover - not fun.... However I was very excited about the Babyshambles-gig^^
And me, Martina, Therese and Sandra took advantage of the half-sunny weather and sun-tanned.
Silly girls^^
Pete was of course lovely hand heiled onstage. He looked at me as if he recognized me, hehe. And before the gig Brian freneticly waved at me, go figure that he wouldn't miss this gig, he was standing in front of the crowd aswell, but on the other side of the stage. I was soo happy that they played Black Boy Lane since it's one of my favourite songs and I'd never heard it live before. The first song they played when they got onstage was Carry on Up The Morning <3
After the gig we were all very happy and these girls went off backstage (since they worked they had backstage passes) and met Drew quickly. This is Isabelle, Emma and Carla, btw.
And David (barry's ex) saw Pete before the gig and I'm mad at him and he took this pic.
After the gig I went off to see Simple Plan and on the way I met Sandra and Lollo who were all happy cause they'd met Danko Jones and gotten their autographs. Danko Jones were especially happy about autographing Lollo's ass^^
Then I met Gustav and two of his emo-friends. One blonde who's name I can't remember and one who's name is Ludde.
We moshed during "Shut up" and since I was smoking Gustav took my lighter and lit fire onto his blonde friends hair, then hitted the fire away (it burnt quite a bit of the blonde emo's hair and he didn't notice), then the blonde guy touched his hair and smelt his fingers saying (we were laughing so much whilst he was doing this) "It smells smoke, who burnt my hair with their cigarette?". Ludde laughed so much he started crying and saying "this is the best festival ever!!!". It was sooo much fun!
Then I go over to the other side of the stage and meet pissed Amanda who was all happy screaming to me about how she loooved Simple Plan and they were her favourite band and shit. She does not remember this. And she started the crowd singing "Bira bira bira bärs bärs bärs" (swedish words for beer). So much fun!
Then I forced Martina off to see Serj Tankian who was soo cool and I was all happy when he played "Empty Walls", "Lie Lie Lie", "Sky Is Over" and "Saving Us". He looked like a creepy magician.
Then we got attacked by Therese and Solberg who tought it was cool that Serj used to be in System of A Down.
Martina and I went off and saw Paramore and drooled bc of Hayley Williams hotness.
Then we went and met up with Solberg and Therese and got completely crushed when Danko Jones started playing and everyone were singing for him to do "Kiss on the first date".
Then I went off and saw Jimmy Eat World (haha Malin will envy me loads now) and they were pretty boring due to me only knowing the lyrics to their song Pain which they played in the end.
Then I went off and met Therese, Solberg and Amanda and Erika at Rage Against The Machine and we were happy and danced. RATM were absolutely brilliant and we loved it.
Amanda was a happy drunk, I was just happy and sober.
Then I went off and met Isabelle, Emma and Carla in the queue to The Courteeners and suddenly Brian popped up there aswell and I gave him a cigarette and we sang along to Killing In The Name Of...
The Courteeners played and were brilliant (I'd only heard very little of them before) and Liam Fray (the singer) ran over and hugged Brian after the gig since Brian sang along to each fucking song during the gig. And Liam also flirted with Emma from the stage. I came to the conclusion that I brutally wanted Liam's tee to have as a dress. Heh.
After the gig we talked to Liam who told us to stay and then we met the whole band. Liam got me to mess with Mark (to the left on the pic below) cause he's an american so I went up to him and say "Mark, hey spagetti awsome!". I still don't really get the joke but Mark looked so stunned and Liam laughed so he almost fell over, it was really really fun. Then Mark told me that I was in his black book. Haha.
Liam showed us pictures on his phone and then I danced for Mark and the drummer (to the right on the picture over).
After teaching Mark and the drummer some dance moves, the drummer tought me to Feed The Chickens and Mark tought me the English teens- move and then Mark liked me and gave me and the boy on the pic (named John) beer. My hands were freezing due to the cold weather and the cold beer I was holding and Liam noticed and told me to shove my hand inside his leather jacket, which I did (that's when Carla wanted to kill me, hehe) and Liam warmed my hands for me. Aww, he's sweet. I told him my hands were so cold due to my smoking and Liam went "Oh, you're so cool, smoker! I don't smoke, I EAT HEROIN, THOUGH!". Wtf. Hahhaha, so much fun. When we all had to go at 4 AM I hung out with John for a bit and he flirted with me and we talked for a while, was nice.
Morning of the third day. We got a visit from Martina, Therese and Solberg's classmate Sandra who went around saying "Well look at that!" constantly. She was a lot of fun^^
I went and saw Billie The Vision & The Dancers who were a big disappointment except for the fact that the singer was dressed as a girl.
Then afterwards I met Jenny who was all cute and told me to flirt with her boyfriend's friend who was ugly and I told her I couldn't and why and then we sat under a tree listening to Dead By April and met Gustav.
Then I went and met Isabelle and saw Black Lips. I think their guitarist flirted with me from stage, he was cool.
Then Isabelle and I found a guided tour for Pete Doherty's steps at the festival which was really silly and went of 5 seconds and we got it for free. hahahaha. The bald guy on the pic below was our tour-guide.
Then I forced Isabelle to go with me and see The Only Ones who were boring except when they played Another Girl Another Planet which was looooovely. God how the singer's voice has gotten fucked during the years.
Then we saw The Hives. Pelle was being extremely egocentric.
Then we went off and saw Rufus Wainwright. He was lovely, he played a song by Elliott Smith and all girls around me basically cried in happiness when he played "Hallelujah". Awws. He said that we all looked so "fuckable". With such a pretty voice he shall not utter such words.
Then I dragged Isabelle to see Biffy Clyro and called dad during "Living is a problem because everyone dies". Of course dad couldn't hear which song it was so the call was worthless. Too bad. Dad and I love that song.
Then we met up with Emma and Carla and Isabelle felt tired and left us. And Emma, Carla and I went and saw HIM.
Traumatic expericence: a 50+ year old man tried to walk in front of us and I stopped him, he put his arm around my neck and took my hand in his and guided it down to the front of his pants, I realised what he was doing, screetched and threw myself at Emma and hugged her saying "Pretend you're my girlfriend, pretend you're my girlfriend until he goes away". So Emma hugged me and Carla told us after a minute that the man had looked very mad and then gone away. Emma was afraid he'd come back since the man had looked so mad when I threw myself at her. Haha.
Other than that we had loads of fun, inventing new dancemoves like "fatcamp" and "fucked up-bunny". We also fed the chickens and built many boxes. Hahaha.
Then after HIM, Emma and Carla had to be off to bed and I met Barry, Solberg and Ludde at Mustasch and we headbanged and I lent a cigarette to this hot guy dressed up as Jack Sparrow that Solberg was crushing on. Also I thought I lost my lighter and felt miserable and then I found it and was happy as a bean again. Ludde slept in our tent that night and he was warm as an element and other than that it was freezing so everyone was basically lying on top of him. Poor guy. I think he thought Barry was hitting on him aswell.
On the morning of the fourth day we went looking for free stuff. Amanda, Sandra and I ended up filming a Youtube-video when we sang "Piece of me" and danced and apparently some bilddagboken-celebs watched whilst we filmed it. LOL.
Yes, we're all wearing free-tees. My cellnumber was on my tee and some guy called me. Lol.
Then we saw The Blood Red Shoes. They were fucking BRILLIANT. Seriously. And OMG Laura is so hot.
They switched places during the encore, it was so much fun^^
Then after the gig we met Steve and watched Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly with him and his glass of yucky redwine.
Me, Isabelle, Emma and Carla went and made bracelets and then we met Steve and Laura and I let Laura take a drag from my menthol ciggie which made her go "oh it tastes like methol!" (Steve took a drag aswell, but he didn't like it) and I lent Laura a cigarette. hehe. And Laura gave us candy.
Then we watched The Donnas with them and my mate Henke came and danced with me and I tried to dare Solberg to flirt with the Blood Red Shoes but she didn't dare since they were british. Awww.
We watched a little of My Brightest Diamond with Laura and iLiKETRAINS and then Carla went off with the band and watched Lykke Li (or Sucky Lee - according to Steve, hahahaha xD). They hated Lykke Li and Steve downed a bottle of yucky red wine in front of a guard because of principles and it was hilarious cause they came back really drunk and high fived us and hugged us before they left.
Emma and I stayed with Isabelle who was a securityguard and smoked.
Carla and the bracelet she made at the girl-tent which she wanted to give to Laura but didn't dare to. Aww. I want that girl as my little sister, seriously. She's so cute. She's 13/14.
Carla took my camera and took some pictures. I look awful.
Carla and Isabelle were cool chicks. Isabelle lent us coffee. Yumm.
Emma kissed me.
Working For A Nuclear Free City. They were kinda good. Was so cold though so we had to go sleep.
Morning of the fifth day. Solberg and Martina.
Sandra, Solberg and Barry packing. Sandra reached the highest level of disgusting, she lost her virginity the last night of the festival in a tent with a guy called chlamydia-Kim with her shoes on. Hah.
Amanda and Barry @Hultsfreds trainstation. Awws.
I'll be seriously impressed if you look through/read it all. SRSLY. Took me an hour to write.