But kind sir, it's legal
One has an exam.
One realises he has not revised for exam.
One realises he cannot revise as one owns no revision materials on account of the fact one has not been to a single lecture of said exam genre.
One fails exam.
One has several drinks.
One remembers one must attend the world of employment on the morrow of one's non-sobriety.
One attends work.
One realises one has to travel to Sheffield for some god forsaken foreign thing.
One sleeps.
One realises he has not revised for exam.
One realises he cannot revise as one owns no revision materials on account of the fact one has not been to a single lecture of said exam genre.
One fails exam.
One has several drinks.
One remembers one must attend the world of employment on the morrow of one's non-sobriety.
One attends work.
One realises one has to travel to Sheffield for some god forsaken foreign thing.
One sleeps.