For Fuck Sake!!
If it's not breaking something it's another unnecessary injury. Who woulda thought that wandering around naked in my own house at 2 am would result in the insertation of numerous shattered shards of broken glass deep within the soft exposed part of my foot. And to top it all off, the alcohol consumption has resulted in lessened prevention of blood flow. There's red shit EVERYWHERE!! Anyways, if you'll excuse me i must go and shampoo the carpet. Nought a bit of Vanish spray cannot deal with.