In the library again
Here is what I do with my time in the science library:
full name - Kelly Christine "Danger" Andersen.
. date of birth -10/04/1985
. age - 19. 45 at heart
sex - female. a sexy one at that.
. height - 5'1"- thank god I don't have a penis.
. location - Good ol santa cruz, at the science library
. hair color - Brown with shades of golden sunshine hightlights?
. eye color - blue. like the clouds.
. sexual preference - male.
. what brand of deodorant do you use - Secret Platinum Protection Powder Fresh. Sadly it isn't always stong enough
. do you like pickles -On a sandwich. on in n out. thats about it. Oh wait I do enjoy relish...
. do you watch porn - only when carissa is
. Do you have any pets - bailey the coolest fuckin cat in the world, kitty the best little TB this side of Churchill downs, and Sampson the neatest fish since Spike.
. do you have your own phone line - cell yet. my parents got rid of my room line. it turns out, no one called me! and when they did, i didn't answer it
. your thoughts on abortion - My uterus. My fetus. Get the fuck out of my business you super conservative poo head. Yeah if I want to get a fetus removed, ABORTED out of my inner most female parts, I damn well will. And so will any other woman. If you don't like it, don't do it. don't come preachin to me. I will fuck you up so bad.
. what do you want to do with your life - become a PhD, be a socialite, go to functions, have mind blowing sex all the time,have a few horses, become Christine in a huge revival of phantom of the opera (in about 7 years)I guess....ummm OH have a character on CSI modled after me,get to go cool places, live in a flat in london with carissa and drink wine, fuck men for their money.... clearly I am a shallow being.
. ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor? Can we please leave my like of sex, and abundane of virginity alone?
. would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what? Hmm no comment.
. do you think foreign accents are sexy ? Yes. especially the castillians. ha
. do you like hot dogs - I like the vegetarian corn dogs. No meat here
. ever taken ballet - no. and it shows.
piercings = my ears. I am a real bad ass
tattoos = I am too poor. I am getting a job at the boardwalk and I clean a womans house. Could ya get off my case?
shoe size = 7.5, on a good day. Once again, good think I don't have a penis
favorite color = lots.
describe yourself in four words = I am worth more words that than
siblings = just 1, who I call asshole
underwear = hmm depends functionality,comfort, or somehow hope that i will get laid?
laaast....
cd you listened to = no comment
person you called = My mom. TONY'S BACK.
person that has called you = My mom. yes I am a sad sad being
person you emailed = philosophy ta
person who emailed you= UCSC
person you kissed= LETS ALL FUCK WITH KELLY. sadly, it was most likely my mom.
. you have a bf or gf = Carissa, Johnny Depp, and oh yes the phantom of the opera. he is real.
. you have a crush on some= No. no I fucking don't
. you wish you could live somewhere else = sure. how about a studio. how about europe. australia, a place with property for my horse...closer to my horse, in SF...
. you think about suicide = why it is the most tragic way to go. sure does leave an impression.
. others find you attractive = Only Retards. not even joking
. you do drugs = no. but I free base aspartame
. you smoke = only second hand
. you like roller coasters = yes. excpet that they hurt my brain. and boobs for that matter
. you write in cursive or print= somewhere between the 2.
for or against....
. long distance relationship- nope. stupid idea. even the theory isn't that great. why? so many fish in the sea...
. killing people = Mauahahahahah.
. doing drugs = hahah. sure. why not.
. premarital sex = yes. do you buy a car without test driving it?
. frilly touthpicks = quite nice really
. believe in love = hmmmmm maybe not in the romantic sense.
. believe in soul mates = sure.
. believe in love at first sight = NO
. believe in god = maybe a higher power but not in the religious sense of god.
. ever cried over a girl = yeah.
. ever lied to someone. = Being innocent does have its advantages. such as the ability to lie. lie without question.
. ever been arrested = no.
. ever dated anyone who's in your myspace friends list = Stop
. ever considered dating anyone else on your myspace friends list = my list is pretty small. and all chicks. so No.
. kissed anyone on your myspace friends list ? NO
. of times I have been in love? = Romantically none. love is shit
. of times I have had my heart broken? = by a ruthless, pittiless, balless man. Why that would be none.
. of hearts I have broken? = So fucking many that I can't even count
. of boys I have kissed? = not applicable
. of girls I have kissed? = none.
of men I've slept with? = remember, I AM A VIRGIN. SENT DOWN FROM GOD TO BLESS ALL OF YOU.
. of girls I've slept with? = lots. one time there were 3 of us. in my little bed.
. of continents I have lived on? = 1
so that is how I spent my day at the library.
full name - Kelly Christine "Danger" Andersen.
. date of birth -10/04/1985
. age - 19. 45 at heart
sex - female. a sexy one at that.
. height - 5'1"- thank god I don't have a penis.
. location - Good ol santa cruz, at the science library
. hair color - Brown with shades of golden sunshine hightlights?
. eye color - blue. like the clouds.
. sexual preference - male.
. what brand of deodorant do you use - Secret Platinum Protection Powder Fresh. Sadly it isn't always stong enough
. do you like pickles -On a sandwich. on in n out. thats about it. Oh wait I do enjoy relish...
. do you watch porn - only when carissa is
. Do you have any pets - bailey the coolest fuckin cat in the world, kitty the best little TB this side of Churchill downs, and Sampson the neatest fish since Spike.
. do you have your own phone line - cell yet. my parents got rid of my room line. it turns out, no one called me! and when they did, i didn't answer it
. your thoughts on abortion - My uterus. My fetus. Get the fuck out of my business you super conservative poo head. Yeah if I want to get a fetus removed, ABORTED out of my inner most female parts, I damn well will. And so will any other woman. If you don't like it, don't do it. don't come preachin to me. I will fuck you up so bad.
. what do you want to do with your life - become a PhD, be a socialite, go to functions, have mind blowing sex all the time,have a few horses, become Christine in a huge revival of phantom of the opera (in about 7 years)I guess....ummm OH have a character on CSI modled after me,get to go cool places, live in a flat in london with carissa and drink wine, fuck men for their money.... clearly I am a shallow being.
. ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor? Can we please leave my like of sex, and abundane of virginity alone?
. would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what? Hmm no comment.
. do you think foreign accents are sexy ? Yes. especially the castillians. ha
. do you like hot dogs - I like the vegetarian corn dogs. No meat here
. ever taken ballet - no. and it shows.
piercings = my ears. I am a real bad ass
tattoos = I am too poor. I am getting a job at the boardwalk and I clean a womans house. Could ya get off my case?
shoe size = 7.5, on a good day. Once again, good think I don't have a penis
favorite color = lots.
describe yourself in four words = I am worth more words that than
siblings = just 1, who I call asshole
underwear = hmm depends functionality,comfort, or somehow hope that i will get laid?
laaast....
cd you listened to = no comment
person you called = My mom. TONY'S BACK.
person that has called you = My mom. yes I am a sad sad being
person you emailed = philosophy ta
person who emailed you= UCSC
person you kissed= LETS ALL FUCK WITH KELLY. sadly, it was most likely my mom.
. you have a bf or gf = Carissa, Johnny Depp, and oh yes the phantom of the opera. he is real.
. you have a crush on some= No. no I fucking don't
. you wish you could live somewhere else = sure. how about a studio. how about europe. australia, a place with property for my horse...closer to my horse, in SF...
. you think about suicide = why it is the most tragic way to go. sure does leave an impression.
. others find you attractive = Only Retards. not even joking
. you do drugs = no. but I free base aspartame
. you smoke = only second hand
. you like roller coasters = yes. excpet that they hurt my brain. and boobs for that matter
. you write in cursive or print= somewhere between the 2.
for or against....
. long distance relationship- nope. stupid idea. even the theory isn't that great. why? so many fish in the sea...
. killing people = Mauahahahahah.
. doing drugs = hahah. sure. why not.
. premarital sex = yes. do you buy a car without test driving it?
. frilly touthpicks = quite nice really
. believe in love = hmmmmm maybe not in the romantic sense.
. believe in soul mates = sure.
. believe in love at first sight = NO
. believe in god = maybe a higher power but not in the religious sense of god.
. ever cried over a girl = yeah.
. ever lied to someone. = Being innocent does have its advantages. such as the ability to lie. lie without question.
. ever been arrested = no.
. ever dated anyone who's in your myspace friends list = Stop
. ever considered dating anyone else on your myspace friends list = my list is pretty small. and all chicks. so No.
. kissed anyone on your myspace friends list ? NO
. of times I have been in love? = Romantically none. love is shit
. of times I have had my heart broken? = by a ruthless, pittiless, balless man. Why that would be none.
. of hearts I have broken? = So fucking many that I can't even count
. of boys I have kissed? = not applicable
. of girls I have kissed? = none.
of men I've slept with? = remember, I AM A VIRGIN. SENT DOWN FROM GOD TO BLESS ALL OF YOU.
. of girls I've slept with? = lots. one time there were 3 of us. in my little bed.
. of continents I have lived on? = 1
so that is how I spent my day at the library.