Voicemail

[bamf_tastic]

Guten Tag! This is Kurt -- leave me a message!

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[not_ironmaiden]

From here

Haven't I had you listen to that lecture on sexual harassment in the work place? That being said... I wouldn't object to leather pants.

[bamf_tastic]

[*69'd a few different places.]

[findingelena]

"Hey. I was just bored, and you know what's better than being bored? Being alone, naked, with you. Or partly naked, or hell, it doesn't have to be naked, if you're just desperately pulling clothes out of the way and not even bothering to take them off. Sounds hot. Call me."

[bamf_tastic]

[Continued here, and then after a little reflection, here.]

[furnaceface]

So. Here was the thing. When you didn't have a mouth, coming up with a decent return phone call was more than a bit of a challenge, especially when someone left you something like the message that Jono had gotten on his answerphone.

But Jono? He was intuitive at the best of times, and damn it, he would persevere.

And that was why, on Kurt's voicemail, he might find the sound of phone buttons being pressed. 7566537, to be exact. Or, if anyone cared enough to attempt to translate that from tones to numbers to letters, and they happened to know a bit of British slang?

PLONKER.

[bamf_tastic]

[Continued here]

[notmyownage]

[From here]

"So, hey. Uh, FYI, Jacob doesn't have his phone right now. So whatever kilt-and-jeans kink you two have going on, you might wanna ask him about it in person. And possibly take pictures. I'm just saying."

[heromaniac]

Momoko was trying to call Dinah, "Hey- I never asked what time you wanted me to come over. Also, why was what we did illegal? You never said. Call me! bai bai!"