Awkwarrrd.
Aaaaah, 24/7 missionaries. Even through a text message, I can still feel you looking at me with scorn. It's fantastic how jealous you are of my freedom from your crutches. If you want to ask me directly I'll say it--I am a practicing heathen. If not you can continue to assume you might convert me. xD Seeing as I'm a very sexual being, I often get to see the 'sinful' (HUMAN) side of these missionaries, and then watch them attempt to repress it. I don't want to be 'that girl' though, so sorry, you'll have to find someone else--and get married! :D