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[bambamford]

Okay bitches, 20% off guitar lessons for tales because I'm bamf that way. And my last lesson just walked out because I called his shit wea

MAC WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU. ROCK BAND COMPETITION TONIGHT AT BARNEY'S. DON'T BE A HATER. I NEED SOMEONE TO SING.

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[bbgoat]

Question. Do we need a guitar of our own.

[bambamford]

It would help.

But uh, if you can answer like- let's say three trivia questions I'll let you borrow one of mine dude.

[bbgoat]

Are we talking American History trivia, or math, or stuff I could maybe KNOW?

[bambamford]

We're talking History of Music. The only history that matters.

I'll even let you pick the genre.

[bbgoat]

Asking for genres is TOTALLY A TRICK, I have known guitarists of your stripe. Just pick facts about some good music and I'll see what I can do.

[bambamford]

Oooh, that totally was going to be the first test but your attitude won you three whole questions.

Alright, I'm going to trust that you aren't going to cheat.

1) Before he was in the Talking Heads, what band was Jerry Harrison part of?

[bbgoat]

You don't scare me. I'm invincible.

...the Modern Lovers. NEXT.

[bambamford]

Don't make this harder for yourself.

2) When Nellie McKay wrote "John-John" who was she really endorsing?

[bbgoat]

You're asking me about politicians. I thought we'd ruled out politicians, even joke politicians who will never win an election. This is veering dangerously close to American History.

[bambamford]

I had to throw one in there. It's like telling a kid not to touch something. They have to fucking touch it.

And stop complaining you pretty much got it right.

Okay dude, last question. A last question that is not fucking easy.

3) Name EVERYONE in The New Pornographers. And which one appeared on Aqua Team Hunger Force not too long ago?

[bbgoat]

Oh crap.

Wait I am THINKING--

[bambamford]

Tick tock!

[bbgoat]

A.C. Newman! Neko Case! Dan Bejal, no Bejar. A Katherine, no Kathryn, there is totally a Kathryn.

[bambamford]

So far so good.....

[bbgoat]

Blaine. There's Blaine. And John. And the guy from the Evaporators.

--I'd still be paying you money for these lessons, you know. Just saying.

[bambamford]

Just one more. If you get one more I'll let you borrow my sweet Gibson. He had a solo album called Schmancey.......