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[bamajacob]

so i played for the church service this morning at brookview...and i did suprisingly well. it was better than all the rest of them that ive done put together. and i stood up, and gave a testimony, which isnt like me very much. but i enjoyed myself and i made my mommy cry =). anywho, i went over to gabe and marcus castros house today and had fun, got schooled at pool and did some schooling at fooseball. then church and mcdonalds was my night so uneventful, but enjoyable.

and so i found this and it made me laugh, and now i present it to you...

• Jacob is constantly surrounded by stimulation
• Jacob is listed in the Hall of Faith
• Jacob is filming the last few clips needed for his movie tonight
• Jacob is an extremely loving and affectionate cat
• Jacob is missing a leg
• Jacob is why the Lord said "I have hated Esau."
• Jacob is getting a four-week reprieve from chemotherapy
• Jacob is reluctant to let the Angel go.
• Jacob is a white sheep with black markings. (so true...so true...)
• Jacob is also showing some attention deficit issues  (ha, really?)