this was obviously made during football practice.....
- I would rather poke myself in the eye repeatedly for 24 hours than get a tatoo.
- I would rather get frostbite than get a tattoo
- I would rather rub my face on concrete than get a tattoo.
- I would rather be breastless than get a tattoo
- I would rather marry nick schultz than get a tattoo.
- I would rather have cancer than get a tattoo.
- I would rather be atheist than get a tattoo.
- I would rather be homeless than get a tattoo.
- I would rather slide down a rail of spikes than get a tattoo.
and my favorite....
I would rather be liberal than get a tattoo.