if i could be a superhero..
If I could be a superhero, I would be awesome man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, acording to my awesome plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie,
hurting other people and making them cry,
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van,
cause I would be awesome man.
Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol. But, we know what to do kids. We just say no.
If I could be a super hero, I would be drug free boy.
telling the world of drugs and all of the lives they destroy.
Well, I'd take all the junkies getting high,
with thier needles, and bongs, and sticks made of thai.
As I burn them alive I'ld squeal with joy,
cause I would be drug free boy.
If I could be a super hero I'd be immigration dude,
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating all of our food.
For taking our well-fare and best jobs to boot,
like landscaping, dish-washing, and picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood,
cause I'ld be immigration dude.
Now kids, you can make up your very own super hero. If you could, who would it be?
If you could be a super hero, would you be justice-guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie.
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job,
to run off to fuckin hawaii with some doctor named bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they'ld die (especially bob),
then you would be justice guy......
Or you could be more subtle, I didnt mean to be vague.
Give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague.
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies (especially bob),
then you would be justice guy.
then you would be a super hero like me.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, acording to my awesome plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie,
hurting other people and making them cry,
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van,
cause I would be awesome man.
Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol. But, we know what to do kids. We just say no.
If I could be a super hero, I would be drug free boy.
telling the world of drugs and all of the lives they destroy.
Well, I'd take all the junkies getting high,
with thier needles, and bongs, and sticks made of thai.
As I burn them alive I'ld squeal with joy,
cause I would be drug free boy.
If I could be a super hero I'd be immigration dude,
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating all of our food.
For taking our well-fare and best jobs to boot,
like landscaping, dish-washing, and picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood,
cause I'ld be immigration dude.
Now kids, you can make up your very own super hero. If you could, who would it be?
If you could be a super hero, would you be justice-guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie.
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job,
to run off to fuckin hawaii with some doctor named bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they'ld die (especially bob),
then you would be justice guy......
Or you could be more subtle, I didnt mean to be vague.
Give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague.
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies (especially bob),
then you would be justice guy.
then you would be a super hero like me.