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Last night i knocked my girl unconscious.
i know what ur thinkin.
so ill explain
ok so when u play with her hair she changes from a sweet, shy, quiet chick into a complete lunatic.
ok so obviously i do this all the time lol.
so last night i may have done it too much. u know when u shake a dogs head, like to get him up and like all pissed off, lol, well i did that to her, and really messed her hair up. and she went nuts, i kept doin that and she elbowed me in the nose 3 times accidentally. lol. so i went and did it again really good, and she jumped on top of me with me holding her arms and her basically kneeling on my knees while i was on my back, and she like... kicked off the wall and literally like flipped and flew across my little room. and she was just laying there i ran over and i was like holy fuck im so sorry what the fuck happened and she was just like. KO'ed.
so i picked her up, put her on the bed, got some cold water, and woke her up.
i felt so bad, i still do, but the funny of the story outweighs the bad so i figured id write about it. she was ok, she just like bumped her head, not even a lump. lol. i dunno wtf happened with that.
does this make me a bad person?
i know what ur thinkin.
so ill explain
ok so when u play with her hair she changes from a sweet, shy, quiet chick into a complete lunatic.
ok so obviously i do this all the time lol.
so last night i may have done it too much. u know when u shake a dogs head, like to get him up and like all pissed off, lol, well i did that to her, and really messed her hair up. and she went nuts, i kept doin that and she elbowed me in the nose 3 times accidentally. lol. so i went and did it again really good, and she jumped on top of me with me holding her arms and her basically kneeling on my knees while i was on my back, and she like... kicked off the wall and literally like flipped and flew across my little room. and she was just laying there i ran over and i was like holy fuck im so sorry what the fuck happened and she was just like. KO'ed.
so i picked her up, put her on the bed, got some cold water, and woke her up.
i felt so bad, i still do, but the funny of the story outweighs the bad so i figured id write about it. she was ok, she just like bumped her head, not even a lump. lol. i dunno wtf happened with that.
does this make me a bad person?