I'm going to smoke some weed then go play some video games while high.

May 04, 2006 18:08

Hey, yeah, long-term brain damage, short-term memory loss, low sperm count and dampened motor controls are the best, aren't they?

Boy, I tell you what, I just love artificially forcing my mind into an altered state rather than dealing with reality and developing healthy mental states.

And yet, oddly I'm too apathetic to continue my diatribe. Uhm... moral indignation, virtues of existential self-discovery, dangers of toxins in the body, etc. Yeah, that about covers the basics.

But seriously, on the hierarchy of human endeavors there is a yawning gulf which stretches between this and any remotely worthwhile activity. Don't ask me again.
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