boy howdy

[balynavalon]

I swear, if you ever want a good laugh, have Billy tell you the dog crap in the bed story. I made him tell it yesterday. It was the second time I heard him tell it, yet it was still just as funny. I nearly threw up actually. No, not because it's gross, but because I was laughing so much on a full stomach. I told him that I want him to tell that story every day to me so I could get a good ab workout.

You've gotta love the "One time when I was high" stories.