Why the F*** is this so popular?
Why the hell would anyone want to talk like a pirate? Gerard Butler didn't sound like a pirate stereotype in "Tales of the Black Freighter". If you should speak like anyone, it should be like Alan Moore. That man is a genius!
I would rather talk like someone who wants a job, a health care plan that works, a pepperoni pizza and beer!
Happy Friday to everyone who feels like I do and for those of you who still want to talk like pirates, this what I have to say to you!
FUCK THE PIRATES!
Whomever came up with "Talk Like A Pirate Day" should be made to walk off of the plank. When I think of pirates, I think of these things:
1. Movies with Johnny Depp in drag that I refuse to see (Ed Wood being the exception).
2. Baseball players from Pittsburgh that wore painters hats and yellow jerseys.
3. This video:
I would rather talk like someone who wants a job, a health care plan that works, a pepperoni pizza and beer!
Happy Friday to everyone who feels like I do and for those of you who still want to talk like pirates, this what I have to say to you!
FUCK THE PIRATES!
Whomever came up with "Talk Like A Pirate Day" should be made to walk off of the plank. When I think of pirates, I think of these things:
1. Movies with Johnny Depp in drag that I refuse to see (Ed Wood being the exception).
2. Baseball players from Pittsburgh that wore painters hats and yellow jerseys.
3. This video:
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