Look what I found XD "What would you do if" Part 2
WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?
1) 2 serial killers are hunting you down. What will Optimus Prime(Ani) do?
Answer:
“Let’s work together to defeat this… this… hold on, I forgot my text. Give me just a second to look it up again.”
2) You're on a vacation with Megatron and you accidentally break your leg while out in the wilderness. What does Megatron do?
Answer:
“Blitzwing…. You fail me yet again.”
“Uh, wrong continuity, Milord.”
3) It's your birthday. What will Starscream give you?
Anwser:
“Aw, that’s so nice of you Screamer.”
Switch.
“But what does the ticking symbolize?”
4) You're stuck in a burning house. What does Skywarp (G1) do?
Answer:
Laugh.
5) You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Thundercracker (G1) do?
Answer:
“Come on, it can’t be worse than this dress Skywarp came up with.”
6) You're about to marry Shockwave. What's Sunstreaker’s reaction?
Answer:
“Ugh, that’s sick. And what priest would agree to do something like that?”
Prime, “Uh, actually they asked me….”
7) You got dumped by someone. How would Jazz cheer you up?
Answer:
“Aw man…. Look at the bright side. It isn’t as if you would ever be lonely in there.”
8) You're very angry at someone, how does Sideswipe calm you down?
Answer:
“You know, I still have a lot of rubber balls and his door code.”
9) You compete in some tournament. How does Soundwave support you?
Answer:
“Decepticons: Superior. Blitzwing: Not so much….”
10) You can't stop laughing. What will Shockwave do?
Answer:
Stare at me, until I die because of it or sober up.
RELATIONSHIP PART
1) Optimus Prime says you're all they ever wanted. How do you react?
Answer:
“Your standards aren’t overly high, are they.”
“Ever heard of the term: Three times the fun? Ahahahahahaha!”
“PRIMUS! NO!!!”
2) Megatron thinks that you are deeply in love with Soundwave. Your reaction?
Answer:
“I’m quite aware that you don’t accept relationships between fellow Decepticons….”
Switch.
“Does Lugnut count as a pet then?”
3) You're dating Starscream and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
Answer:
Does Starscream get along with anyone?
4) Skywarp thinks you love Soundwave as well. What does that mean?
Answer:
Too much highgrade. Thundercracker made him sleep on the couch again.
5) You catch Thundercracker kissing someone. Who is it?
Answer:
I don’t dare to look, but I hope it’s Skywarp.
6) Sunstreaker appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Answer:
“I wonder about all those mechs falling for him. Somebody who’s so in love with himself, can’t love another being.”
7) You had a haircut and Jazz can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Answer:
“Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb! I’m a sex bomb!”
8) Sideswipe thinks he’ll never get married. What do you say?
Answer:
“It's better this way."
Switch.
"Isn’t one bitching, vain diva in your life enough for you?”
9) Soundwave sends you an e-mail asking you to meet him somewhere. Now what?
Answer:
I send back: “You are aware that that it is the particular behavior that made Megatron jump to wrong conclusions in the first place?”
10) Shockwave says he’s never kissed anyone before. Your reaction?
Answer:
“Ahahahahaha. That’s no surpise, given that you’ve got no mouth!”
FRIENDSHIP PART
1) Optimus Prime is wondering if he has a soulmate. What do you say?
Answer:
“YOU SUCH AN AUTOBOT….”
2) Would Megatron ever trust Thundercracker?
Answer:
Only as long as he has Skywarp to keept TC’s doubts at bay.
3) Starscream wants to go shopping, will Jazz come along?
Answer:
Sure, after all, they are both secret and not so secret music lovers. Starscream is responsible for the higher tones.
4) Skywarp is bored and pokes Shockwave. What happens after that?
Answer:
Absolutely nothing. Boring.
5) Thundercracker and Optimus Prime are forced to go to the same school. What class will they take together?
Answer:
Ethics.
6) If Sunstreaker and Starscream cooked dinner together, what would they make?
Answer:
Nothing. Cooking makes dirty.
Or bloodshed and carnage, their favorite dish.
7) Jazz and Soundwave apply for a job together. What job?
Answer:
DJ.
8) Sidewipe gives Thundercracker a haircut. Is that okay?
Answer:
Sure, as long as TC remains in recharge….
9) Shockwave sketches Sunstreaker. Will Sunstreaker be happy?
Answer:
Not really. He isn’t really into cubism.
10) Shockwave and Sideswipe are laughing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Answer:
Error. Does. Not. Compute. Shockwave. Does. Not. Laugh.