Hi it's Vince with Slap Ho, and you can slap hookers all day....
Click to viewI must own this song on compact disc.
I was going through some junk in my basement and I found this oldish casio keyboard, and I think I might teach myself how to play it. Mostly so I can play things like this.
The lyrics suck, but I love the synth-keyboard music in the background.
Thursday at work, I yelled at this kid for sucking. He was shutting off the belt that the boxes come down, which if done too often, or for too much time really fucks things up and makes everyone's job harder. What really got me though is that he refused to work quickly to clear the space in front of him, he didn't even take one of his hand's out of his pocket in fact. So I yelled for him to hurry up, and he was all like 'no thanks'. So I called him a fat piece of shit, and told him that nobody likes him (which is totally true btw). He got all emo and kept staring at me all menacingly for the rest of the night. At the end of the night he ducked out early and on his way out, he found my boss' boss and told on me, lol. My boss told me to lay off him. I guess I don't really have to mess with him anymore, because if you can get a grown man to become taddle tale, then you pretty much win.
It's starting to warm up outside. I can tell because there is a specific event that occurs at work every spring which let's me know. At the end of the night at work, it is my job to walk the package belts and make sure that nothing will be left behind at the end of the night because it got stuck. When walking the low belt I have to crawl the whole way. There are these metal arms/walls on the belt put there to divert boxes into individual trailers. I have to preform a complicated maneuver to get around these diverters. I have kneel next to them, and then ''step'' over them while on my knees. In the summer time temperatures are warmer than in the winter, and being a boy I have balls in between my legs. They tend to hang lower in hotter climates than in the arctic tundra, and while ''stepping'' over one of the diverters I managed to pinch one of my man parts between it and my leg. Shit hurts, and I lol about it every year, because it seriously happens every spring.
P.S. I totally haven't played WoW in like 2 months, I don't even have a subscription anymore.