Reasons Why I Hate THE SUN / Summer #872:

[balloonhat]

I need to slather sunblock all over myself for even short outings under the sun because... my neckline now has a tan line. Even worse/funnier: it's darker on one side of my neck/shoulders, which I think is because of the driver-side window.

Every summer, I forget that I tan and burn easily (it is terrible), and so every summer I am never prepared

Comments

[euphonious_13]

Awwwwh it'll fade soon!

Your icon is wonderful, btw.

[balloonhat]

It is! Nothing expresses annoyance like a unicorn on fire.

To make it fade I must either: only go out when sun's down and become a full-fledged Creature of the Night or wear longer sleeves/higher necklines when I go out and suffer. I don't know what's preferable.

[euphonious_13]

Creature of the night is definitely the better option.

OR. You could carry around and umbrella everywhere and be that person.

[balloonhat]

I think it depends on the umbrella - classic black or one with dinosaurs on it. But I still don't think I could pull it off.

Creature of the Night it is!

[euphonious_13]